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"I hope there were three punch bowls: vampire, non-alcoholic, and supposed-to-be-non-alcohol-but-Eva-got-to-it. Of course, dipping into the vampire bowl by accident wouldn't have been funny except to everyone else." -James

"I'm with you here! I call the seat in front of the wide screen TV in the Hanni-House when they show this ep! (Not that Anya needs a wide screen, but you know what I mean). I'll save you and Jamie a spot nearby though, so we can go for the biggest drool puddle ever." -James, who wants to see Naked Anya in season 5

"*cracking up* about the Lindsey award. Hurrah, I did a write in! :)" -Little Willow

"Talk about one for the boys !?!Willow in Leathers, sitting astride Angel. I am sure that there are plenty of us who would like to be one or other of those postions.
All I am Capable of saying right now is...
I'll be your puppy!!!!!!!
This is too much for an old man to handle , I must go and rest ." -Kanga

"{{{{{{{{{{{{Meg's toe}}}}}}}}}}}}}" -Danielle

"well I know what it is and I wish I could take part, but I'll be at camp. )= probably only for two or three days, but still. I'm kinda hoping to get into a fight." -Adam

"No, I meant in a crazy way, not in a doubled over laughing till I pee my pants way." -Kris

":::Whines::: i have to get glasses and braces all in the same summer. I must have really ticked off the powers that be." -Steph

"I got strawberries and whipped cream though! (How many people are thinking what I think they're thinking? How many wanna know if they are being perverted or are just right? lol)" -Nichole

"I belive Mike has fallen victim to that thing called real life, someone call 911...." -Lori

"Yes, your (dis)honorable Spice Vice President bought "No Strings Attached". But I only bought the tape. Just like last time. And I like it. So ha." -Karyn

"AND, I'm forming a pop group called "ten percent" that's much like Nsync except that we're all tomboyish lesbians and our first single will have the following chorus:
five by
don't wanna be a fool for you
just another slayer in your game for two
you may hate me but it ain't no lie
Buffy, five by five
five by
don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've have it rough
I might be crazy but it ain't no lie
Buffy, five by five" -Karyn

"Okay, Karyn's a whore, the song's cool..." -Nick

"Have a day day day," -Nick

"(God invented mathematics so he could get his daily dose of laughter.)" -Aly

"(forced to listen to stations with boy bands because the damb carwash ripped the antenna off his car and he can't get the decent stations without it)" -Scott

"Ten Percent rules! I'll buy your CDs! But you have to buy mine.
Yep. For three years I've been in a gangsta rap band. CWA - Crackaz With Attitudes. We have milk-oriented name, like Ice Milk, Quarta Gallon, Skimm, Lo-Phat, and me, 2-Pacent. We even have our first single written. an Ice Cube cover now called "It Was A Milk Day"" -Dan

Nick: "Ah. Okay. By the way, according to the WuName thing recently posted, I'm a lesbian, which makes me proud (I am following in Joss' footsteps, then)."
Karyn: "Thanks for coming out, Nick. =)
The male lesbian population is on the rise, and I think was all have Joss to blame/thank for that."

"Well then id like to take this moment to say that im nothing but a gay man trapped in a womans body." -Laurie

"::calmly leaves, ducking anvils thrown by the Anti-Riley fans::" -Shab

"I'm Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet. Mine makes me laugh. I wonder who Gorky is since I'm his puppet." -Amanda

"I find it interesting to note that if you enter Alyson Hannigan it comes back with Big Gay Mule. Hmmmmmm." -Aly

"I'm ( a ) Spunky Misunderstood Genius. Wasn't that yours too Meg? Or with my middle name it's Violent Toilet Thing. ( me too Laurie ) Anyone laughs and I'll come after you with something sharp!" -Jessica

Erin: "Im the Sheepish Lord of Chaos. Does that mean you guys get to bow down to me?
Hey, at least im not a cow or glove puppet"
Amanda: "Hey, it's not easy being a glove puppet."
Jill: "OR a cow for that matter...all this chompin' on grass is making my gums swell.."
Jess: "heh, only a little. it needs barbeque sause."

"I am.....
Superintendent God-Botherer
Excuse me?" -Danielle

Jess: "Just call me "Dizzy Cow". Moo."
Jill: "Hey Jess,maybe we're long lost sisters in the WU WORLD....my name is International Cow...MOOO TOO!"
Jess: "LOL, we could be grazing buddies. "

"100-Watt Warlock here......whatever that is." -Sunny

"At least none of you are Top-Heavy Hookjaw! Hmph." -Red

"Mine's Ungrateful Ninja. So watch out. Nicky's not the only one with thumbs of death." -Aly (and for the record, Aly, Nicky doesn't have thumbs of death, I do! < waggles thumbs >)

"Silly me that's Nat not Nicky - apologies to all involved." -Aly (so there)

"Has anyone put Seth Green's name? Well, I did and it said his name is Alarmingly-Named Wolfman. That's just weird." -Amanda

"With my first and last name I got Excitable Misunderstood Genius. Yes. Yes, I am. Though not as much the excitable part... I'm pretty Daria-like IRL. Anyway.... first and middle name got me... Excitable Misunderstood Genius. Well, at least I'm consistent. And at least I'm not a cow or a glove puppet. Or a flailing killer." -Devon

"Everyone's knocking me. Glove puppets are people too!" -Amanda

"Hey Jill, are you International Cow because the Winged Cow can fly you all around the world? " -Aria

"As Nick Haha, I'm Masta Cow (similar to Jess, Jill, and Other Nick). With my real name, I'm Sheepish Lord of Chaos (like Erin and Kris). Both of which are appropriate, I think.
Before I send this, I'm also checking my last name with "Nicholas" (Officer Stinkah) and with my full name I'm Lesbian Pimp. Does that mean that I pimp lesbians, or that - like Joss - I am a lesbian and a pimp? I'll go with the latter, since it means I'm Jossian.
Busting a cap in someone's bum," -Nick

"Ahh, the life of a Lesbian Pimp." -Kim

"'Tis a good life. I wonder if Karyn has seen this yet. Maybe she could tell me if I pimp lesbians or if I am a lesbian. It's a very confusing time to be me, especially since I'm a guy." -Nick

"Wow.. I was thinking the same thing!! Let me add a "Grr" before your "Argh"!!!" -Meg

"Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Angelus in leather, drooling, thinking happy thoughts::note to self::self stop hyperventilating:: 1,2,3 breathe." -Toya

"I have decided that, considering my embarrassing sexual position (I don't have one) I should be in a boy band to get some girls." -Adam

Danielle: "Woohoo! Go Nat, I think a cross country road trip is in order....."
Adam: "ditto! there's some nice cro-magnon guys in my town...they're all married, but you don't mind things like that do you?"

"Good Lord. I'm tired of confusion and stupidity!" -Adam

Natalie: "Started with my mouse freezing"
Lori: "You'd think all that fur would keep it warm...."

"Oh boy. ::in best "VampWillow" voice:: "Drunk now..."" -Dan

"Later, we started a mosh pit to Kid Rock music, during which our beloved Josh had his nose broken by Brian's skull. Brian then posed for pictures in his tuxedo... and his Great Sasuke wrestling mask. Our friend Jay drank (and we all counted) 26 screwdrivers, thus obliterating Ash's record at Hannicon. " -Dan

"Oh, and one last thing. To scare and frighten you all... I *do* have pics of me in my tuxedo. Hide the children NOW." -Dan

Lauren: "ABUSE!!!!!!!!! ABUSE!!!!!! What are you guys trying to do, drive me out of my mind?"
Steph: "Well, it's not that far of a drive :)"
Adam: "Shoot, she could probably walk to it "

"I didn't actually see Passions today, but my mom did. She claims, "I was NOT watching it. I just happened to flip to that channel." Sure, whatever." -Kenz

""Timmy, how many times do I have to tell you? Charity is evil. Buffy is evil."" Tabitha on Passions, c/o Eva

"I'm not gonna hug your toe" -Danielle

"I read a story in Entertainment Weekly about Blair Witch 2, and I must say that my hopes aren't too high. The pics they had of the characters looked like mondo cheeseville (an actual place, I'm sure)." -Jen

"Happy thoughts for Scott! However, not so Happy as to make him like Happy if ya get my drift :)" -Nichole

"I'm pathetic. Please beat me repeatedly on the head with anything that might cause a concussion, thank you." -Krystal

"Adam, Adam, Adam I am sooo ashamed. This was a perfect set up and you let it slip! This is what I was expecting you to say
"Krystal, you can't be in the club, you're too much of a loser, even for us"
Krystal, honey, no offense, I was just teasing. :) I'm a loser too :)" -Kris

""We interrupt this program to bring you a flash flood warning for the area in the immediate vicinity of the Hanni-House. For some inexplicable reason, the flooding, despite an utter lack of clouds of any kind in the sky, started promptly at 8PM EDT , and appears to slow moderately in approximately fifteen minute intervals. ...Wait, tis just in... It has been noticed by one of our programmers that these intervals appear to coincide with the commercial breaks in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode currently airing on our WB affiliate. NO clue as to what the plot is, but a tech said something about "nekidanyanightdammit" and immediately left his post, which has just mysteriously shorted out. Again, there is a flash flood warning in effect in the Hanni-house area, we'll have more for you as the situation develops. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming, already in progress..." -James

"-Danielle
Sig writing a letter to Joss suggesting an "All Naked" season."

"I think Doppelgangland is my fave third season episodes. ::thinking about third season:: Yup, it definitley is. Its up there with the other "episodes I have watched way too many times so that now when I put the tape in the VCR it spits it back out and asked for new material" (namely "Becoming" and "Pangs")." -Danielle

Jamie: "We'll Need Some kind of Warning Sign... Drool kills people damn it!"
Eva: "Especially when one kicks the Drool Bucket."

"But just think how happy you'll make Eva who I suspect wasn't particularly impressed by the fact that I wanted to live in a card board box." -Beth

"And just to prove my claim that my job does carry a similarly insane number of hours as does that of the cast and crew of ANGEL, what did I do for my birthday? Spent the entire weekend at a teacher's conference.
It was at the Century Plaza Hotel on Avenue of the Stars, though. $199 a night. Right across the street from 20th Century Fox studios. AND, one of the women helping with registration was a former, as in within the late 90s, BAYWATCH actress. Only in LA." -Karen

"Is there a Dopplegangland like the episode? And are the inhabitants called dopplegangmembers?? and are they in a dopplegang? are there dopplegang colors?? and is group sex called dopplegangbanging (cuz that's what gangbangind means. )
This post brought to you lovely people by CrackCocaine--keeping business execs "up" for the last fifteen or so years--we forgot when we started! " -Adam

"I used to watch this soap all the time when I was younger because I got out of school at 2, and I could catch most of it. Thru the years I've caught snippets here and there and know some of the people still on it. I'm home from work today and bored and stuck the tv on, and I have a question. There is this lady being held captive, and I think it's Bo's wife (or former wife) Nora, but she seems to be going by the name "Scarlet" anyway, she's lying in this bed all banged and battered, and I noticed that her two front teeth are HUGE!!! They hang down at least 2cm from the rest of her teeth! How in the world is this lady able to eat? Or talk? Don't her teeth get in the way?? Ok, has anyone else ever noticed this? It's really annoying me, to the point I think I'm going to have to shut it off." -Kris

"I was driving down the road today and every single house had flags flying from the porch. It was strange, it's not the Fourth of July...... " -Kris

"You know.... I really really really REALLY despise Martha Stewart.
Thus, I had this thought today:
Why couldn't SHE have been married to OJ?" -Kitten

"Well, I got to spend a fun morning having X-rays of my neck. Apparently I've done something to the tiny muscles attached to my vertebrae and they are freaking out and pulling my neck too straight. (buy hey my posture is great!) So it's pain killers and muscle relaxers for me! If my posts make no sense for the next week you know why :-)" -Alia

"Omg, the typos are gettting worse... i can'te even spell names right anymore. Sandy!!!! " -Lauren

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" -Mike

"This *IS* a G rated board and although I don't mind "pushing the envelope" , there's a BIG difference between pushing it and licking it, sealing it and shoving it in a mailbox to be mailed." -Hap

"So now I'm stepping in. Yeah, I know, ooh, so scary. But I actually am in anger management therapy. K, I'm kidding still." -Kim

"its cumbaya time..yep everyone gather 'round and hug..NOW before i smash the guitar on your head" -Sandy

"I think we all have a similar story. I totaled a new car and a garage (took out the whole side and the thing collapsed. Then within a month a ran another car into the front of another garage. Mom wouldn't let me near a garage in a car for a whole year." -Aly

"How do you do it?! I just got done babysitting a 4-month-e to the conclusion that if every teenager has to spend an evening with one of these adorable (yet thoroughly exhausting) little creatures, we would not have the problem with teen pregnancy that we do now." -Lauren

"Damb, I made the single typo that irritates me the most (and they bug me. Ask Natalie). Okay, my punishment it me and Angle in a fight to the pain." -Nick

"I make people have days and people have me make nights." -Nick

"Just felt like telling everyone that a kid just died on the Practice of a ruptured Spleen. It's not supposed to be funny, but it is." -Kris

"(hoping that in the impending disaster, they deep six both Kay and Ivy; those characters are so ridiculous that they're dragging down what is otherwise truly hilarious camp (even Julian at his most "Mr. Howell on LSD and Viagra" moments is more watchable) --not that I watch the show) " -Scott, talking about Passions, which he doesn't watch

"D.A.N.I.: Device Assembled for Nocturnal Infiltration
But here's the funny part, when I put in DANIELLE this is what it said:
Names can't be more than seven letters, so use a nickname. How about "Tiger"?
LMAO! Tiger?" -Danielle

"The easy answer is that its easier when its your own kid. The get away with alot more with "strangers".
Personally, I'm one of those moms who get a kick out of all things my kids do (as long as its not destructive and I'm not PMSing).
There are parents out there who have no memory of what it was like to be a kid. I don't have that problem I don't plan on growing up!" -Fluf

"I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Adam for making me the Trinity hybrid.
You have done well, young Padawan." -Karyn

"how's this one? "silly nico, computer-induced realities are just for kids."" -Adam

"So, I finally got a chance to sit down with my copy of Entertainment Weekly, that I got in the mail several days ago and I began to read this year's "IT LIST". Before I go any further, I'll set your minds at ease when I tell you that I only needed two stitches for the gash on my forehead from the moment where I slammed it into the edge of the keyboard onmy way to the floor when I passed out.*
The year's IT DARK STAR is none other than THE Eliza Dushku. Page 67. Picture. Made Karyn fall down. Karyn has to go to bed now.
Ha. Hee. Heh. Ahem. Goodnight.
*humorous fictional dramatization" -Karyn

Nick: "Has anyone seen Chicken Run?"
Kris: "I haven't seen it but I hear it's "excellent'"
Nick: "Don't you mean "eggs-celent"? "
Tara: "i knew some one was gonna say that"
Nick: "Which came first, the chicken or that joke?"
Tara: "the chicken"
Mike: "the yolk's on you"
Nick: "That was fowl"
Nichole: "great, we've got the punny people in here"

Mike: "i taught sam this whole thing where i asked him who was the king. and he'd say elvis"
Nick: "You're a good uncle, Mike"
Mike: "then i'd ask who is the boss. and he'd say springsteen. and there were a few others. one day he was disobeying his mom and his dad was giving him a lecture and he asked him who was the boss of the house. and sam answered springsteen. they reacted much better than zach's mom did to getting headbutted"

"I'm Icy Hotfreak.. well isn't that the little oxymoron!" -Meg

Nick: "I'm sure everyone will be shocked to know this about my ancestry, but I am a direct descendent of both my mother and my father. If that's not impressive, I don't know what is."
Scott: "OMG!! I'm a direct descendent of MY mother and father!
Does this make us related?
SCPandich
(Nick's long lost cousin??)"

"Hi Christine. I'm tired, but my name is Nick: Hanniganite President/Membership Director, creator of The Usual, and future ruler of the world. Nick for short. :)" -Nick

Troll: "u r all freaks!!! dont u know the best show is Friends!!!!!"
Jessica: "then why aren't you at the "friends" board?"

"I had to list unread to get to the Dru thread (bwahaha) and oh MY God, I have waaaaay too much to get through!
But I tell you know:
I have yet to join MARA on the new board, and I will not join MARA now! These posts may go unread for the rest of my life due to ungodly time restraints, but I will NOT MARK ALL READ!
Now excuse me while I go wash off this blue facepaint. " -Natalie

Natalie: "Yes, I'm responding to myself. So stab me."
James: "Me stab you? Why can't you do it yourself? You've got hands! Do it yourself! Geeesh! Some people are *so* lazy! ;p"

"Hmm? Sorry, I've been distracted of late...
*Commences drooling...* (Homer Simpson voice) lawl!!! Anya!!!" -James

Natalie: "Gotta spaz again!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
James: "I think you left out a few A's there ;p"

TV Guide: "FORBIDDEN LOVE: True, Angel's curse denies him moments of climatic bliss. But that doesn't mean that some lucky woman couldn't experience a moment of happiness with Angel."
Natalie: " *WHAT?!*"
James: "So Angel can become a eunich, and then earn money by being a "male escort" and not endanger his curse? UM, Natalie, put those scissors down please..."
Natalie: "I'm not holding any scissors. I'm not hiding anything behind my back, either. Really."

TV Guide: "BLAST FROM THE PAST: Angel moves back into the Los Angeles digs he occupied in the 1950's. Plus, a karaoke bar serves as another connection to the powers that be."
James: "Well, we know that Cordy is the link to TPTB, and that she has such an *excellent* singing voice, so this was an obvious plot development ;p"

"::sig playing "Stupify" on kazoo::" -Adam

"I'm the Princess of Canada, although I can't officially back that up with paperwork" -Courtney's sig

"Just waiting now for the Tickle-Me Rygel doll to come out for the holidays. Or better yet, a mylar balloon with a little helium leak would be more appropriate for him." -Fluf

"one hour and 34 minutes. hah dubble hah.
(sending the familiy "do not disturb" memos)" -Celisse

"Til Buffy! In honour of the day I bought one of the new beanie babies, it's a little frilled lizard thing and it's name is Slayer :-)
Alia
sig dead of anticipation" -Alia

"(A good bout of evil upon the Scifi Channel people is being highly called for at this instant). " -Shab

"Welcome to Guttermindville. Population: Laurie." -Laurie

Hap: "One Size Fits All up to Size 9"
Aria: "Then one size DON't fit all!"

"Note to Buffy: Tell me you're really not wearing red leather pants and a blue sweater. Mixing and matching is cool, but not when you do it. " -Natalie

"Joss, honey. Explain to me the Dawn thing. You won me back, as long as you can give me a good explanation for Dawn. And Britney Spears. Besides the fact that it would make Karyn happy. " -Natalie

"And there goes Danielle trying to hit on me again! " -Hap

"& as for Angel? David on horseback? Oh yeah, he can come rescue me ANYTIME! Take me away from college,take me to your castle, gorgeous." -Aria

"While Dracula was trying to get Buffy to suck his wrist or whatever they kept showing close ups of Buffy's face, one of her hairs was stuck to her lip gloss and it was really bothering me and it should have been bothering her too!" -Danielle

"I liked Angel's blue shirt (I liked it better when it was ripped open)." -Danielle

"You know what, Laurie? You can have him and I won't bother you as long as you let me clone him. Because a guy with muscles like that neeeeeds to be cloned... " -Natalie on Alexei Nemov

"Please hold...
< beating head against desk >
...okay. I had NO IDEA there was a new album coming out. But now I do." -Karyn, about the new Spice Girls CD

"Adam... please, kindly take note of the fact that I *will* destroy you, okie-dokie?" -Dan

"Knowing Joss, he had the whole Tara storyline in his head in Pre-school." -Adam

Dan: "Anya in a bikini.
Thank you Joss!"
Adam: "once again, Dan manages to keep the rest of us on-topic."

Stephanie: "Sig is a dumb blonde."
Adam: "I thought you were a dumb brunette...??"
Stephanie: "Oh, the power of hair dye :)
Stephanie
Sig used to be a dumb light brown haired person."

"i dyed my hair brown...i wanted to dye it blonde,but my friend did that and it came out green. little kids and small animals were afriad of it. so i didn't wanna risk it." -Tara

"Angel -
Sneeze.
Mandy.
Faith. (HA ha ha ha HA!)" -Karyn

"Buffy begins the season.
Notice her hair, her skin tight vinyl pants and the fact that she told Drac to "Get out!".
She's Faith.
Ponder that! HA!" -Karyn

Stephen: "Well, post a sign by the front door! "If you can't see them breathe, don't let them in!""
Natalie: "I'm assuming the woman is smart enough to read. Cuz right now I severely doubt that."
Stephen: "Front door decoration of a cross hung with garlic? Holy Water foot bath? Infrared security camera (If they're not body temp hit em with the Holy Water)?"

Natalie: "Spike. Oh MY God, there should be some kind of law against looking like that, because I hit my head several times thudding for him. If I get a concussion, I'm suing someone."
James: "Yeah, and then what happens when Spike goes to Wolfram and Hart for his defense team, hmmm???"
Natalie: "Then I skank on Lindsay and get the settlement. =)"
James: "Somehow I actually didn't see that one coming..."

Natalie: "Tell me the demon isn't singing Sexual Healing!!!!"
James: "The demon isn't singing Sexual Healing. He's a foghorn on legs, remember?"

"Hey, I win! I hit a bus. Okay, I was also driving on the pavement at the time and nearly ran over the people queing to get on the bus. THAT's failing. I got out the car and the bloke said, " I'm sorry Mr. Hall, but you are a very dangerous driver!". Beat that. A mate of mine actually went round a roundabout the wrong way as the examiner said, "Go right at the roundabout." So he did. Into the oncoming traffic! But do not fear, I am now an advanced driver and have a certifiacte to prove it! My mate, however, isn't!" -Matthew

"But it's okay, see, cuz I have balanced it out heavily with Dido, Matchbox 20, Incubus, Vertical Horizon and Barenaked Ladies. I'm an alternative whore, too! " -Natalie

"Nat is my new fave alt whore (=" -Adam

"I want a frappucino...
Of course, we all know what I'm like on coffee." -Natalie

(on the exorcist)
Danielle: "It wasn't as bad as I thought, I wasn't really scared and I slept that night without nightmares and without little possessed girls coming into my room to spin my head around"
Celisse: "aww but theyre fun.
but the little possessed boys are more fun."

"Nat, unless Nick and the other Chicago-Hanni's have given you an intervention (or there's been an on-line one that someone FORGOT TO INVITE ME TO...ahem, personal issues spilling over into AOL) you have not posted too much. Should I ever get into AOL and there are, say, at least 450 of your posts, I *might* consider accusing you of over-postage. " -Adam

"What Shab said!!! Except in purple!!!!" -Eva

"Ash? ash is that you...? (it sounded like ash cant mistake that accent anywhere ) ::passes vodka to ash...how many showers did you take today..?:::" -Sandy

Danielle: "I'm going to France next April, I hope an attack monkey doesn't jump on my head"
Nick: "And if one does, make sure someone gets a picture so you can scan it and send it to everyone. And then call the cops, or get to the hospital or something. But mostly get the picture."
Shab: "Have I mentioned lately that I absolutely love Nick? (Well, not in the same way as David and Hugh, of course, but still). "
Nick: "Aww, thanks. Love you too, also not in the same way as David and Hugh."

"Needs an attack monkey and has a birthday coming up, -Nick"

"It was a long thing, a long time ago. Basically, after a while, I just needed some space. Then the stalking started and... Well, it was eventually resolved. Some of the really long time board members may remember that sad period. That sad and confusing period." -Nick

"when did that happen? I must have been fairly drunk. As I stated earlier, I honest to God believed Joss Whedon had ripped off some stuff from me, and now, I don't give a rat's ass." -Adam

Adam: "it's an oral contract! sort of. after all, it is a computer contract. I'm not sure if those are legally binding or not yet. anyone??"
Eva: "As long as it's not oral contract I first thought of, okie dokie! =P"
Adam: "please, Eva, we barely know each other! well...ok!"

Nick: "Who's Mina Suvari? I know of an actress named Mena Suvari, but Mina? Sure he can throw out words like corporeal, but he still can't spell the names of actresses. Poor Adam. :)"
Adam: "I can also throw out phrases like "blow me." did I spell that right? (= "
Nick: "No, you missed the "e" in the first word. Although I don't understand what something being belo... Oh.
Well that just hurts. < sob >"
Adam: "don't take it personally, I tell everybody to blow me. If it makes you feel better, nobody will. Nobody will even touch mine w/ a 10-foot pole. (Insert own joke here)."
Nick: "I'd rather not for once. :)"

Aria: "War? You gonna throw down with me? :) I claim MANDY as a weapon!!! "
Shab: "You're going to use a person as a weapon?"

Shab: "!!@#@#%^%%$#$@#%$^*&(*)(&^^&%%^$%#%$@##@#%^$%^%&^^%*&%*&!!!!!!!"
Danielle: "Shab fell asleep on her keyboard!"
Shab: "::cheerfully wringing Danielle's neck:: :)"

"HI SANDY! You probably know I'm here since I post in just about every thread...twice" -Danielle

"So I'm posting my latest reply to the Hanniganite mailing list, and it made me wonder...
Remember when I was innocent?" -Natalie

"Nat was not innocent. ever. the sun does not rise in the east, bill clinton DID have sexual relations with that woman, krystal's do not make your breath smell mint-fresh, and Nat was never innocent." -Adam

"Angel's so cute when he's opening a can of whoop ass. " -Natalie

"My internal paranoia demon could kick this paranoia demon's ass." -Natalie

"Poor Wesley, all paranoid. I'll make you feel better, Wes. I'm the alternative whore, you know." -Natalie

"Harmony. Honey. The makeup is getting garish- bright red lipstick is way too 1997. The clothes- gold lamee pants? Fringe? Please. The hair is getting bigger every season and soon you're gonna be nothing but a two dollar hooker living in a trailer park in Butt Crack, Alabama with seven kids to support." -Natalie

""That I'm sent from aboooove, I'm Nat that innocent!" Come on, Nat, sing it! ::ducking Nat's bricks and anvils::" -Shab

"well Riley was holding the back of her head. and her hair was all over that. she was on her back on the floor when they found her. Everyone is making that comment. I will defend my sweetie! i just bed- god hello to my Freudian slip!- *bet that Sandy is having a field day with this tho...lol" -Laurie

"YAY her minions < snicker > turned on her. they do have some brains, well except for that moron who wants to bone her. the blood in his body is nowhere near his brain. " -Laurie

"No wonder they can never get an accurate count of the undead. This is why their needs aren't well represented by the govt." -Alia, about the vamps killing a census taker

""my way or ght highway">>
wee. ght. that looks right. THE there we go. :)" -Celisse

"That one looked more like a glass ball to me than an orb. It reminds me of that old Addams Family line when Uncle Fester is telling Wednesday's future and Morticia walks in and goes "Uncle Fester, put that back in the chandelier and come to dinner" or something like that. It was kind of funny. I love Uncle Fester. (Though not in the same way, well, you know). " -Shab

"And ummmmmm, she's a regular? Joss, do you want me to watch the show anymore? What is this? Why does he think this annoying girl who can't act is going to save his show?!?!? Joss' crack is on crack! " -Danielle

""I bet they've had sex." You don't know the half of it little girl. I'll send you the tape of WTWTA, that ought to scar you for life." -Danielle

"Xander's giggle is very funny. I'm loving. There should be some obligatory Xander giggle in every episode." -Danielle

"NICK!!! The Frog is stuck in Adam's throat!" -Eva

"< does the "I Called It" dance, which basically consists of waving the left arm around in a predetermined fashion >" -Nick

"I have to say, although I was a drooler since the Angel episode, I was even innocent through the leather pants. I think it was between all the season 3 Subtext leading up to me hanging out with the mind-warped Scapers, that I ended up moving my residence permanently into the gutter.
Actually, sewer's more like it. Filth, filth, filth. How fun it is! " -Natalie

Shab: "::hands Aria a Spike inflatable, Sunny a Riley inflatable, Nat a Larraq inflatable, and I take the Angel and Wolvie inflatables::"
Nick: "< gets out his Scooby Doo inflatable inner tube and water wings, realizes this isn't a pool party, and walks away quickly yet quietly, averting eyes the whole time >"

"Alia
Madness is taking it's toll and I'm all out of change."

"Alia, not to make you worry or anything, but you didn't have a chick in your class named carrie that everybody picked on, didja? " -Adam

"Auto-response message: Hello! This is Eva. I'm not here right now because I lost my mind somewhere. I'll be back as soon as I find it!" -Eva

"so, today, in the realms of high school football, my school played our "hated rivals." So, if any of you have seen Varsity Blues, drop the cheesy accent and you'll understand." -Kim

"And lastly... can you imagine if Darth Vader went ghetto? "Luke... I'm yo' daddy", "Come to the dark side of the fizorce, yo.", "Word, my master." " -Dan

Natalie: "Come on, Gale, I'll give you a cookie... "
Gale: "Cookies? < perks up > What kind?
< Muse mutters something about vodka >
No. Stop it. I'm too young to drink.
< Muse mutters about margaritas I had at lunch last week >
Ssh! Jeez, you want to get me in trouble?"

Gale: "Can we keep you? Please? Oh, we all need James clones..."
James: "Hey, wow thanks! I haven't heard a compliment like that in a while. Of course, so far you haven't asked me to give my definition of "the ideal woman", so I guess I'm safe for now.*mock urgency and upset voice* Oh look! Time for me to run to class....
(which is in 5 hours). Guess I can't answer that question anytime soon. Darn!"

"And besides, let me tell you, as a member in interesting standing (leaning forward), the benefits of being a Hanniganite are many and numerous... like, um, ahhh...
- For instance, you can pronounce the word Hanniganite.
- You get to repeat the sentence "I'm a Hanniganite" over and over and it still sounds kinda funny.
- You can say "Aly rules" any time the conversation turns to Buffy and people are discusing their favorite characters/actors.
- And, chances are, you'll start watching Farscape." -Al

"Just so y'all don't think I'm completely insane (well, I am, but that's a whole 'nother bucket of monkeys), my name is Corde and I'm the newest HanniScaper. Whee! Throw confetti! Or, y'know, not." -Corde

"It would be neat to have a Scooby club house, but that place is supposed to be a one bedroom. That's not enough space for the three hot and heavy Scooby couples." -Steve

'Arry: "EEeerrrrr, no! (said in very ButtHead manner) I actually dislike Farscape quite considerably. Sorry if that makes me wierd, but there it is!"
Natalie: "Oh... God. Is it wrong that I can't feel my arm? Oh, yeah, that shooting pain in my chest can't be good. "

Corde: "Aww... what's wrong with cults? (heh)"
Natalie: "Nothing. As long as you don't have to pay money to it. "
Gale: "Or shave your head. Or quit watching TV, 'cause that's where I draw the line. Kidnap babies, worship the Dark Lord, but I am *not* giving up SciFi or The WB."

"Well, it's early. We've still got plenty of time to start corrupting people.
< Gale suddenly struck with the mental image of herself, standing on the corner, waiting for kids in Buffy shirts to go by and whispering "Psst...first one's free" while holding out a dubbed copy of "The Flax" >
< Gale whaps self in head again >" -Gale

"Bagels are bread, their round and sort of flat and have a hole in the middle. They're almost donut shape (have you seen a donut?) but without frosting and stuff. Traditionally people cut them in half and put cream cheese or some other spreadable substance on the bagel. Yes, there you have it, the Cliff Notes of bagel history." -Danielle

"Joyce, darling, don't worry about lying there like a lump. You are a lump. You have the intelligence of a lump. Sit there and be a damb lump. " -Natalie

""I can make you happy." Enthuse, girl. Okay, if I were propositioning Angel, which I usually do in Ramblings, I'd be a lot more... happy. Enthusiastic. Not sitting there like it's a job. Whatever with the psychological stuff, this is ANGEL. This is a guy who's apparently ready to be jumped, and you're not taking advantage of that. Okay, leave the room and let me have a try. " -Natalie

Shab: "Um...Nat? Join Sunny in the corner, please. There are people on this board who hate the heck out of Riley but love Graham just because of the eye-candy factor (I know, doesn't make sense to me either)."
Nick: "No corner for me. I'm in the middle of the room, waving around the stick symbolic of his acting ability. I dub Graham Pinnochio, Pinny for short."

"He's also in need of some acting lessons! Otherwise he's just going to be used by a little woodland animal to build a dam." -Nick about Graham

Natalie: "< Natalie does the Snoopy Dance >"
Laurie: "::gets mental pic:: in the words of you: < snerk >"

"sweetie the Initiative *was* a cult. that pesky lil gov't label just made it seem more official. I was going to say normal but that was a long shot." -Laurie

"I thought she looked kinda like Drew Barrymore... Only a LOT thinner. She was skinny...
~Cyn~
And isn't the camera supposed to add 10 pounds?" -Cyn

""Welcome to the World of Darlas Cleavage. Land of Ample Opportunity." " -Laurie

"Ooooh lilas gonna be in trooooouuubleeeeee. < snickers > If they kill her I wanna see. Maybe we could find a unicorn so big it extends into Angel and impales Lila too. " -Laurie

"After "Suddenly Susan" lasted for so long, I think Brooke Sheilds may need to be spit on" -Nick

"See, we never got wussy subs. The closest thing we got was -- I swear to God -- a guy who looked like he did porno in the '70s. We used to call him Mr. Porn Star. Man, did he hate us." -Gale

""Na na na na na na na na na na...An-gel!" < pause > Nah. Not quite the same ring. And if that meant we'd have to see Wes in short pants, I'd go running." -Gale

"Chat would be good, if chat didn't hate me. I try to sign in, and Java takes one look at me and starts laughing. "I don't think so." Damn you, Java! Daaamn yooou!" -Gale

"What a good plan Spike and Harmony had! I wouldn't have thought to find the doctor. Actually it was probably Spike's plan right? Cause Harmony's brain is broken." -Danielle

"I like Riley when he's sweaty and sick. He looks so angry and vulnerable...and moist." -Danielle

"If Nick and Graham were running for President of the United States of America...I would vote for Nick : )
-Danielle
How's THAT for a compliment?" -Danielle

"Kill him, Aria :) (Or if you don't like doing that sort of thing, I know a guy who'll give you a great deal, especially if you can think of one more person you need bumped off. It's $30 Thursday! Two for the price of one.)" -Devon

Adam's Buffy Themed Punishments: "4. Have him hang out w/ Wesley"
Danielle: "Can I be punished?"

"Do I just have a *really* dirty mind, or did that sound wrong? lol, sorry. Cyn has a dirty mind. My mind needs soap. Everything is dirty! Especially that damn "I'm a Little Teapot" song, and The Chipmunks (I was watching one of my old chipmunks movies, and the chipettes had a song about Gettin Lucky. "Tell me what I need to do, to get lucky with you..." dirty songs! lol) " -Cyn

"Graham, dude, step away from the trees. They're outacting you." -Gale

Danielle: "The basketball scene was cool. Sweaty Riley, loud music, what more could we ask for?"
Natalie: "Riley playing on the skins team. "

"The boy is about as interesting as a piece of cardboard, but for some reason I find him "Simply Irresistible". Whoa, check out the reference!" -Danielle

"Seriously. Any week now, they're gonna have Aly in an actual poncho, complete with matching sombrero and a chihuahua in a woven purse. And on that day, I will run screaming out of my apartment." -Gale

"Does this mean... ? AH!!! I can hardly say it. Could this possible mean Wesley in... more leather pants? HEEHEE! Okay, I'm quiet.
No, I'm not. WESLEY IN LEATHER! WESLEY IN LEATHER!
::sees everyone staring at her::
::quickly quiets down, then runs to her room to watch "Parting Gifts"::" -Devon

"That whole end scene with Buffy playing with Dawns hair was nice, Beth (my sister) was asking "Am I as annoying as Dawn?" Yes. "Oh mother of pearl im sorry" "How come you dont pet my hair?" Because Im not a slayer but if you fade out of the scenery Ill think about it. < snicker >" -Laurie

"I took french for four years and all I can say is "Bonjour" and "Je joue au tennis" which means I play tennis. I don't play tennis." -Danielle

"DRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< starts running to give Dru a hug >
< thinks better of it >
< waves to Dru with a holy water-filled Super Soaker in one hand >" -Natalie

"Does this mean Angel will soon be suffering from John Crichton Flipped His Bippy Syndrome?" -Nick

"Heres five cents, go buy a clue, on sale now!" -Laurie

"And from the credits at the beginning you can see "Juliet Landau as Drusilla". Its like a mini spoiler, I feel dirty!" -Danielle

"Kate has some kind of "I bleached my hair until it died" look going on, its no good." -Danielle

"Well, lightening has struck twice and, frankly, I'm shocked.
< rimshot >" -Nick

"My tea's getting cold ... One day there's gonna have to be a little party at Giles' for those of us who's me at the moment who drink tea" -Lauren

"Dude, everyone's scarier than Mort. *I'm* scarier than Mort." -Gale

Natalie: "So Nick said that Lindsay needed an animatronic hand like in Star Wars. I say there has to be some kind of demon that can do it, and then Angel can kill him and say "Lindsay, I am your sire.""
Gale: "And then Gale will fall off the bed laughing and break something. Thanks, Nat."

"Buffy thinks Riley's cute when he's "weak and kitteny." I do too. It definitely has something to do with the sweat." -Danielle

"SPIKE! I'm officially changing my name to Buffy so that I can rewatch my tape and when he says "Hi Buffy" in that wicked cute way I can pretend he's saying it to me." -Danielle

"Its official, Dawn is my sister. Here I am, totally sympathizing with Buffy cause her sister is a loser and my sister is sitting next to me like cheering on Dawn. Sick sad world we live in, isn't it?" -Danielle

Natalie: "Which brings up a question. Is Drucilla part of Jenny's tribe?"
Al: "Oh. Dear. God!!!!!
< smacks self in head, thinks about it, gets trout, whaps Natalie >"

"Um, I had a very rude comment here about sucking, but..." -James

"::quietly wondering where Hap gets his immense knowledge of sedatives and pharmaceuticals in general::" -Lauren

"Cause I already warned you about the attack penguins." -Jessica

"Hi guys...for my Political Theory class, we have been discussing the idea of happiness. What is your idea of happiness? AKA what is your idea of having a happy?
(Umm...and not in the sick sense b/c my mind just came back from the gutters and frankly, the gutters stink)" -Eva

Natalie: "Ooh, readily available chains..."
James: "Yeah, and Wesley knew where they were too. You do the math..."
Natalie: "Don't do that to me, James..."
James: "Oh, sorry about that. I forgot about the actress thing ;p Here, have a calculator. See, watch... 2+2=4 Buffy+Riley=*GAG*"

"For Pete's sake, all of you who have not seen the horror that is the dru thread, consider yourself fortunate! For if you did see that devilish thread, soon your bboard days would be spent doing nothing but hitting "refresh" so you could see the latest posting of the evil dru thread... or so I'm told." -Al

"It's offical: in my book, Amber rules beyond all recognition. First there were all the interviews I've read with her on IGN, and now she's downright giddy while singing "touch me" in her bra and a skirt. I know I couldn't be giddy doing that in a bra and a skirt. Therefore, she rules.
Would never be giddy in nothing but a bra and a skirt, actually," -Nick

"Just chant after me: "Just because my mind is so far into the gutter it has its own scuba gear means *nothing*!"" -Laurie

"i liked the monks. they were cool little monks. i wanna be a monk, darnit." -Celisse

"::falls off soapboax and goes back to playing Virtual Pool::" -Hap

Adam: "SHAZ! I was watching Matrix (which I've seen SEVERAL times) instead of Amber in a bra and skirt?!"
Nichole: "instead of amber in a white bra, and a white, TORN slip. look what u did! nichole
sig saw amber in the white bra and white torn slip"
Cyn: "And singing "Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty" while rubbing herself. In a white bra. And torn slip."

"And, oh no...Nat and Mel are figured it out. ;)
that isn't really a sentence. oops." -Kenz

"Is was all in the arms. needtosayitneedtosayitneedtosayit
Take it off baby, take it all off!" -Danielle

"And, just in case you weren't sure- there was major thudding when Wil was not in that ghost costume. Super-major-I-think-the-foundation-of-the-house-is-in-trouble thudding." -Al

"No, I'm not dead! Aren't you all glad?
< sound of owls hooting >
Fine. Be that way. :P" -Gale

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