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"Okay, I found it really hysterical that Riley is getting hit on by a girl named Sandy. I missed the rest of the scene cuz I was running downstairs on my sprained ankle to tell Nick "Sandy's hitting on Riley!!"" -Natalie
"Okay, note to advertisers? Don't show Campbell's tomato soup commercials during Angel." -Natalie
Natalie: "Naked Wesley! Screw Wesley in leather! Naked!"
Nick: "Is that even a Freudian slip at this point?"
Laurie: "That was my intention all along. And hey, then he'd be naked- bonus!"
""The sacrifice is impure." Well, duh. She's 24, she looks like that, and she lives in LA. You shoulda known better. " -Natalie
"ok, I only have one major thing to say about last night's ep. SPIKE!!! OMG!! That scene with Harm? I was like Ok, where the hell did I put my fan when the warm weather ended? " -Aria
"First off, let me say that *I* am sorely disappointed that Nick didn't make a comment about the mentioning of "ferrets" and "opposable thumbs" in last night's BtVS episode. I guess I'm just picking up the slack for him. " -Jessica
"Ummmm, Buffy's dorm room was BIG! ÊI don't think you could pay me to move out of there. ÊAnd she had it all to herself? ÊGuess who's applying to UC Sunnydale." -Danielle
"When Buffy and Xander were having the conversation about buying Tara a present didn't anyone check out Buffy's earrings? ÊThey were swinging uncontrollably. ÊHer head would like, twitch for one single second, and the earrings would swing for about an hour afterwards." -Danielle
""I could contact Graham". ÊOK, this is really funny. ÊHere I am, biggest Graham fan in the world and when Riley says this I thought he said "I could contact Gram" and I totally didn't get it, I thought he had some super hero grandmother he was going to call, actually I was thinking more along the lines of Grannie from the Beverly Hillbillies." -Danielle
Danielle: ""I trusted you more than anyone in my life." ÊWILLOW! ÊAre we exaggerating? ÊI have two letters for you O and Z. ÊPut it together and what do you get? ÊOZ, OZ, OZ!"
Nick: "Well, "I trusted you more than anyone in my life except for my old boyfriend. Remember him, the werewolf? Wasn't he great?" isn't a very reassuring thing to tell your girlfriend. "He never kept a secret like that from me... oh wait...""
"Your CC? You have your own personal Charisma Carpenter? I know a few guys who would kill to have one of those." -Nick
"Joss is a total sadist. He is my hero." -Nick
"Joss torments me, making me wait for the lesbian kiss. The bastard. " -Adam
"::finally digs out of the midterm hell hole::
Wow, there's light!" -Eva
"::unwillingly jumps back into the hole::" -Eva
"Yep, the world exists just so everybody can please me... Well, I say this now when I'm in a good mood. Two minutes later I'm most likely going to hate the world and wish everybody would just go away. The life of a teenager... Lovely isn't it?" -Cyn
"I TAKE IT BACK! The world hates me! AH!" -Cyn's very next post
"Joss = genius" -Karyn
"Again, Joss gets away with more than anyone because he's GOD." -Karyn
"I have to say, with as much subtexting as I've done (Buffy/Willow, Willow/Cordy, Angel/Joyce [Hi, Nick!], Buffy/Faith) Joss is the master and he gave us actual TEXT. YAY!" -Karyn
Karyn: "Hey, this is a family board."
Hap: "How come no one tells me these things! I'm always the last to know!!"
"Okay, most of you know what I thought of this episode. I'm sure you were all thinking "I know what Karyn is thinking" while you were watching it. Then again, I know you all are always thinking about me and what I'm thinking, so stop that." -Karyn
"Plus when the cousin said that "they have a entire house to look after" That made me want to take spikes chip out and lock him in a room with dear old dad." -Dusty
"I dont see what the big deal would be. Willow's done Oz, now she's doing Tara. I mean, she's clearly bisexual. Part of bisexuality's fun is being like a slinky. Fun for a girl OR a boy. " -Kitten
"Thank you to Shab for the info, James is supposed to be on Craig Kilborn tomorrow night, notice how I say supposed to? This is because as the droolers know, Kilborn is an evil man who should be hung & gutted like a deer
"I think Angle's been busy down in Florida..." -Scott
"I don't recall seeing anyone else mention it, so I'd just like to say
EVIL CLOWN DEMONS?!!
Okay, so it's a nice change of pace from green skin and horns, but
EVIL CLOWN DEMONS?!!
Now, I suppose I should have something more here to say before I say
EVIL CLOWN DEMONS?!!
But, to be totally honest, I'm rather too tired to think of anything more to say before saying
EVIL CLOWN DEMONS?!!
So I think I'll just sign off." -Scott
"And the gift was awesome!! I got a gorgeous poster of David which is hung in a place of honor in my room :) I can look at David when I'm studying & when I wake up in the morning,
Aria
(sig thinking that last part didn't come out right)" -Aria
"If I'm acting weird...it's because I am," -Steph
"I just watched my timer recorded tape of Malcom in the Middle and they just solved every family problem almost. What every family needs...a rumble with a bunch of clowns. What family wouldnt get along tossing clowns around?" -Dusty
Natalie: "Karyn just made me giddy. =)"
Karyn: "That happens to all the girls."
"BTW I got Tara's Broom! I like to gloat on that one :-) " -Alia
"Red's selfish. She's trying to hide her hotness from the rest of the world." -Red
"Remember when I said I was going to be busy tomorrow night? Ummm, no. I am canceling everything I have to do tomorrow. In fact, I'm not even gonna go to school!" -Danielle after reading a review for the crossover
"I think that on Malcolm In The Middle on Sunday night they treated clowns like they should be treated. It was nice to see some clown butt kicked.
Just my humble opinion." -Fluf
"Rikki, I've gotta ask: Chicken Run? are you smokin something, and why don't you share? " -Adam
"Hmm, the last time I made a post about this movie Aria said she'd never seen me get so worked up about something that didn't involve David. Worked up negatively, that is. Michelle Pfeiffer should be banned from Hollywood for making this unscary predictably stupid piece of turkey crap...and I'd better quit now before I start getting worked up again and think of suing the people who made the movie for wasting 3 hours of my life." -Shab on What Lies Beneath
"Dani, now what event can ever be more important then buffy????" -Jill
"that whole scene i'm like "mommy mommy look.. thats so cute.. look look. MOM LOOK! I DONT CARE IF YER ON THE FONE. isnt that cute?! thats so cute!" hehe :)" -Celisse
Adam: "but what about japanimation comics?? they have print and pictures."
Hap: "Then it's "man-ime" .... hehe"
Dan: "Adam.... I am SO very disappointed in you. ::shakes his head and frowns:: Lacey is quite nummy. We need to have a talk about women, my friend. ::smiles::"
Adam: "I already got that lecture from a drunk at the mall named moonstar, thanx. "
"WP stands for Widespread Panic which is band.
which is band??? Why am I so strange?" -Danielle both times, displaying her grammar skills.
"My guess was Willow Power...but then I thought "Naaahhh."" -Elena, on WP stickers
"How nice to know that your country is being defended by superstitious idiots." -Roz
"oops i lipsynched again,
i sang the same song,
i've brainwashed you all.
oh baby baby,
oops you think i can sing,
without synthesiiiizers,
i'm not that talented." -Kim
"I was reading an article somewhere and someone had sent in a question asking if Britney lip synched and the answer was No, But sometimes Britney sings along to a pre-recorded song to "give her voice a break" and I'm sitting there like "Isn't that lip synching?" -Danielle
"MOMENT YOU WONDERED WHAT THE HELL JOSS WAS DOING When Buffy became "The Buffy/Riley Sex Hour"" -Dan responding to the Ramblings Awards
"I think Joss is reaching into my head" -Lauren
"MOMENT YOU WONDERED WHAT THE HELL JOSS WAS DOING Spike watching "Passions"? PLEASE! Jeez, Joss, why not have him wear a freakin' DRESS next episode?" -Stefferz
"Veruca. The little were-tramp..." -Natalie
Hap: "Asking me for the best quote is like asking me "so Hap, which girl that you have dated did you like the best?" ;-)"
Adam: "oh come on hap, it's a "this one, that one, or the other one" question. (= j/k I have zero room to talk."
"Adam said frell. That made me giggle. =)" -Natalie
Josh: "Yes folks he is indeed in need of serios mental help. But, then again I feel anybody who is not a little kid or a parent who watches it needs serious mental help. But, that's just me."
Adam: "but here's the thing. I was in need of serious mental help before the show was released in america--in fact, several years before. and now that it's here, I still don't watch it. so my question is, am I in need of mental help because I don't watch it, or is that an additional thing??"
"< Natalie begins jumping up and down with excitement, then hops in her car, drives halfway across the country to Joss' house just so she can give him a big enthusiastic hug > I LOVE YOU, JOSS WHEDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I"m serious, my enthusiasm here just can't be contained. " -Natalie
""Oh! I'm so sorry... this is kinda a bad time. Me and her (points to Suzy) are listening to Marilyn Manson and experimenting with lesbian sex. Could you come back in an hour?"" -Stefferz, to Jehovah's Witnesses at her door
"Are you going to ask David whether or not Amanda's a fork?" -Natalie
"WTG Elena!! That's the same GPA I had in college! Oh wait, no...that was my blood alcohol level..... never mind! ;-)" -Hap
"I'm prejudice against assholes.
But then... being an asshole isn't an uncontrollable thing, like size, or color, or preference. Being an asshole is a decision we make for ourselves. So I guess I'm free to hate all the assholes I want. Especially since it seems like we're at no big shortage of them. Yay." -Dan
Mel: "You suck Adam!! HEhe, but I still luv you!! I dont get out till the 13th but I'll leave before then"
Adam: "::adam considers making a bj joke, decides not to cuz mel's cool::"
Scott: "The mention of good old Mayor Wilkins by Xander got me thinking: could you imagine the Mayor, while invulnerable, meeting Adam?"
Shab: "The Mayor referring to Adam's Polgara skewer: "You'll poke your eye out with that thing!"
"I think its wicked funny that the whole time this secret lab was hidden behind a shelf. How cliche is that?" -Danielle
"I was laughing. I'd be like "No, I'm okay Buffy, really. I only cut into my nervous system and removed a chip. Don't worry about me- you go find Adam, who is probabley being his slow self and waiting for you."" -Jessica
"God... Adam sucked harder than I did before I gave up on dating guys" -Stefferz
"Ok, so yeah, thank you Joss for giving me creepy nightmares last night....every time I closed my nice, normal hazel eyes, I saw scary, wiggy, yellow Buffy eyes and sometimes even the scarier, wiggier white eyes that that lady had on Angel. I have a thing about creepy eyes and I thought I was ok last night...but I guess I was not so ok. That's all I have to say about that." -Elena
Adam: "exactly! somebody needs to kick regis hard in the nads, and kathie lee in the chest. any volunteers, raise yer hands.
::hand raised very high:: "
Courtney: "Dibs on nads!"
Adam: "no! since it was my idea, I get the nads! "
(boy that makes me sound evil, skanky, and a little gay, as willow would put it) besides, I can't kick a chick. even kathie lee gifford. "
Josh: "This is no mere woman we are talking about! This is Kathie I'm better than you so you can kiss my A** Gifford. Give the bi*ch some sweet chest music. Aka Kick her in the chest so hard Frank will feel it!"
"Good luck, Godspeed, and may the Force be with you Lauren." -Elena
"Although, you realize that this makes him (technically) The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
The President Currently Known As," -Nick
"start of thread to the latest post, spleen-boy." -Adam
"Now, if we could just have a Darla and Jenny reunion." -Rikki
"But I'm still in charge of the "We can't go to a real one so let's have a chat to represent an online Hannicon" Hannicon. Go me." -Danielle
"a wise man (I think it was grover on sesame street) once said, "it is impossible for a man to be friends with a woman without being a little in love with her." and this is true. out of ten female friends of mine, I want to bone seven of them. but hey, that's just me. hap's probably goes closer to eleven out of ten. (=" -Adam
"yay! i'm quoted! words said by me are on the official quote... thingie. or would that be words typed by me? words somehow communicated through cyberspace using a highly technological piece of shi--machinery?" -Lauren
"hey, was that redundant to put quotable in quotes??" -Jill
"No Hap Aqui'" -Hap
"Yummm.. .Elephant testicles. My fave." -Robbin
"If you don't like a nice, peaceful orderly society, one that is full of sensitivity & kindness, well then--I'll get out my brass knuckles & blackjack & work you over until you learn to love everybody! Now if that's not upholding civilization, I don't know what does!-" -Roz
"I learned that too, well, I learned if I'm going on a blind date I'll end up wishing I really was blind...and deaf! :)" -Nichole
" (Lesbianism and the convent both are valid choices, but I just couldn't do it.)" -Natalie
"You know, my last date, Mr. Psycho, who was just about envisioning us engagaed by the end of the night, did that. And at first I thought it was sweet, but it lasted about an hour before I was wondering if it would be too rude to scream "I can open the door myself!"" -Natalie
"Usually, I just lick carpet, but I don't think that'll get the stain out." -Stefferz
"I miss woo-hoo's and halter tops.
man, that will sound bad out of context." -Adam about Randie. Now reread that in context. =)
"Randie's the opposite of ughy. So, woohoo." -Dan
"V wants to have kids someday... So long as she doesn't have to get married or have sex..." -Cyn
"Howdy. Be nice and don't make me Spleen Kick you for any reason. That's not actually a threat, I just like finding excuses to say "Spleen Kick."" -Nick
"Anyways, my name is Adam, the Syko. Please note that "the Syko" is not my last name, just my title" -Adam
"as far as I know, sanity is one thing that's great not to have here." -Cyn
"Silly people. The last couple episodes are titled "Spleen" and "Re: Drucilla part of Jenny's Tribe?"" -Nick
"Nope, it's just "Spleen." We had a discussion about it at Slayer Central last night, and we figured that Buffy's new power is the Spleen Kick. And by "we," I mean "me while other people watched the lunatic in mild amusement."--Nick, about the above quote.
"Jill, your sig is wonky-HTML-y again." -Adam
"You know...I've been quoted too but I see it as evidence to be used later in a court of law. But that's just me. ;-)" -Hap
"mmm...where, perchance, might I get this? it's for, uh...cultural studies (=" -Adam on Sailor Jupiter porn
"Woohoo!!! I'm quoted, I'm quoted, oh yeah I'm quoted. << doin the "Go Me" dance in my seat >> You know, I always knew I was quotable. To be perfectly honest, I've always felt that inside each and every one of us there's a quotable quotester just itching to come out. Embrace your inner quotable quotester...do it for yourself. I did and I'm all the more quotable for it." -Elena, who is too easily entertained
"Oh yeah, I was quoted... Wow, there's some stuff I never remember saying... Then again I can't remember yesterday so... lol, Wow, people say funny things... Still can't stop laughing... Okay, I think this heatwave has killed a lot of my brain cells, so it's all mushy and I have to go now..." -Cyn
"Ok... it's official. I am giving Cyn a nickname. From this point on... Cyn will be known as Sin. ::sage nod::" -Stefferz
"Look! Look it's me! Look! Okay, done now, really. But yeah, that sounds cool. I can't see there being any objections.... But yeah! Sounds cool. I said that already... And I meant it both times... Okay, this time, really, I'm done." -Cyn
"I have no objections at all, just so long as I get to bag Eliza, beat some people's asses, and make some funny jokes. ::grins::" -Dan
"Sounds fun, if you need me, use me......
(Am I the only one that sounds bad to?)" -Dusty
"Wow...I never knew Xander was such a master of the double entendre." -Elena
"hands up--who expected elena to add another five letters to "master" in there?" -Adam, to the above quote
"Hi Josh! Did you realize that Josh spelled backwards is Hsoj? I'm sure there's some significance to that somehow, but I don't know you well enough to say for certain." -Nick
"Facetiousness off." -Adam
Red: " I think Lars actually is a small monkey intent on destroying the world, so, feel free to send him WHEREVER! Damn monkey Lars guys"
Aly: "Any relation to Celine Dion?"
"call me crazy? But I really think Little Baby Kitten head is a hilarious name..." -Dan
"How about Bob, Lord of the Spleen?" -Nick, on a Hanni's cat.
"I have learned one thing out of my many years of having cats: Never *ever* name your cat Bob. I have a cat named Bob... He's the most retarded cat, lol (but in a cool way!) he reminds me of crackhead monkey Bob, but cooler, and doesn't play poker." -Cyn
"then one of the people in my group started making out with him. I miss health class." -Adam on a CPR dummy
Lori: "Hap, i have just two words for you....i'll give you a shiny nickle if you can guess what they are....:)"
Adam: "I almost thought you'd made that last part of the sentence the two words. I was gonna say, "hey, lori, learn to count. that's, uh...::pulls shoes an socks off:: thirteen words::""
"Damb, Dan. I love that whole idea. Add the Inspector Gadget reference you made, and it's near Jossian." -Nick
"Oh, that reminds me of my new system of time. There's B.O. (Before Oz), A.O. (After Oz), and D.O. (During that whole long time with no resolution to Oz)." -Nick
"does anyone else remember my human dictionary phase?? " -Adam
"Hey, Nick...do you know what I noticed? "speenectomy" (sp?), and the phrase "sit next to me" sound alike. ...if you say them fast. So, just make sure that if you're on a bus, and you see a surgeon, to enunciate "sit next to me", otherwise he might think you said, "spleenectomy". And then he would take out your spleen, and that would be bad. And also very ironic." -Kenz
"hat or go off about your cheese god Boobala and how he likes vanilla bums. :)" -Red
"well, dan wants to bag eliza. you want to bag james. I don't think I can have multiple star-baggings in one fanfic. " -Adam
"Ok last night I printed out like 18 pages of those quotes (because I had to get off and wasting ink and paper is always fun). I read them all, and let me just say that I'm more terrified of you guys then ever before. I'm more terrified of you guys then I am of that nightmare i had where i had to listen to Hit me baby one more time 24/7. And thats
pretty damn terrified!" -Steph
"Oh wait.. they'll probably hire some 35-year-old for that part. Damb.. all the young roles go to 40 year olds nowadays. I swear, Seth Green.. he's 52." -Kim
"In fact, I think it's a very common dream. And if it's not, I'm just gonna have to take back that statement." -Natalie
"I am Wesley in disguise. but that brings icky thoughts so forget I spoke." -Adam
"Yes, the aol people are incredibly twinkobrained for scheduling David's chat at the same time as Restless." -Shab
"Yay! I'm a buggish pip!" -Danielle
"::gags:: Charles Dickens, you monster, you!" -Lauren
"and they are hilarious! Here are some of my favorites, ones that made me laugh so hard I peed in my pants, forever leaving a mark in my heart... and coincidently my pants." -Krystal
"(unable to say anything else because he is now paralyzed with performance anxiety at the thought of trying to match some of his previous work which he was reminded of when he went to the page (though he can't remember having said some of it, which opens up another whole kettle of fish) and so will say nothing more)" -Scott
"there is absolutely no reason for this post. must be a result of taking 72 allergy medicine pills" -Krystal
"Anyways since I have been gone for so long and have become an official card carrying member of MARA (actually more like the membership. I even got a T shirt saying "I joined the MARA and all I got for it was this lousy T shirt" Should have went with the coffee mug. ::sigh::)" -Lia
"anybody who goes to sleep, I'm kicking. that's all I'm saying." -Adam
"although I refuse to stoop to your level and insult YOUR beliefs with snippy, facetious comments, I have no such qualms about saying such things about YOU." -Stefferz (this is really her defining quote)
Shab: "Okay, the Buffy gang is already pretty well associated w/the Scooby Gang, but what about the Angel gang? What should they be called? Frankly, I can't
think of any detective trio that'd fit the group. "
Alia: "Angel's Charlies? ::ducks:: Ok that was bad but it was the first thing that popped into my head."
"Maybe that means we'll see even less of the Queen of Clueless next season :-)" -Alia
"Pizza Hut you say? I hope its bigger than the one I used to work at. I was the weekend dishwasher. Dont you all "Ohh and Ahh" all at once now." -Dusty
"I throughly enjoyed rocking your world, Dan." -Courtney
"notice that every time I leave during the summer for a week, there's an argument and people get mad? I am the super-glue for this board." -Adam
Adam: "{{group hug}} "
Denise: "awww...but adam...is that your hand on my butt?"
Adam: "that's yours? I was aiming for kitten...but there's no rush to move my hand, is there? "
"Boy am *I* glad I don't sin!!" -Hap
"You may all bow before the most evil lesbian in history. BWAH HAH HAH!!!" -Kitten
"SCENE THAT MADE YOU CRY LIKE A BABY
It's a tossup between the end of Becoming Part 2 and the "one minute" scene in "I Will Remember You." After both of those episodes, people always said to us, "Geez, who died?"" -Eva, responding to Ramblings Awards
"It's such a lovely pic! I'm going to use it for my wallpaper.
::wonders how much he'll need for all 4 walls::-" -Hap
"Sure, someone resembles a remark and they pulled a Me?! I'm not sure if I resent, resemble, or am complimented by that! :)-" -Nichole
Eva: ""Do you want to touch my monkey?""
Nichole: "Of course I do! I didn't think you even needed to ask me anymore! :)"
Eva: "Gosh, I was so nervous!! I wasn't sure if you would accept my invitation to touch my monkey. I spent many sleepless nights walking around the room saying to myself, "Oh no! What if she doesn't want to touch my monkey?? What am I going to do?? I'll never forgive myself!!". Now that you have, I can skip around like a happy little girl."
Nick: "Hi all. After a few weeks of being away, I have stuff to say, Hey, that rhymed."
Kim: "i think that's the most intelligent thing i've ever heard nick say. JK! :)"
"::images of nick at drunken frat parties running through adam's head::" -Adam
"In the 2nd Season opener, Xander commented on Buffy's new haircut. Oh yeah, that spelled doom for the rest of the 2ND SEASON. Yeah, okay.
::realizes how hard it is to be sarcastic online::" -Eva
"i think he was talkinga bout jane not me..right adam? (no one can kill me...im uh invincible or something...) " -Sandy
"Hollywood is a dirty, nasty, evil, horrible business. Anyone wanna buy a
script?-" -Karyn
"I like him cuz he's cute. But at least I admit it and don't try to make up reasons that make me sound less shallow. :)" -Nichole
"Of course I'm just guessing here. I didn't have any life before motherhood." -Fluf
"ok all SMG lovers out there here's the plan. We knock him off and take her for ourselves! all in favor....." -Josh
"But most of all, I remember sending a letter of acceptance to #300, which is good since it happened about 20 minutes ago" -Nick
Adam: "hey, I just realized robbin's legal...
Robbin: "You didn't know I was legal? Mwa hahahaha."
Hap: "WAIT! Someone's legal?? ;-)"
Shab: "No! Not legal...eagle! Yes, Robbin's an eagle! No one said legal, no. ;)"
Adam: "is she a legal eagle, then?"
"I hope you find a map so you're not quite as lost, Dan. That is, of course, a figurative map, because I doubt a map of - say - St. Louis would do you much good.
Laughter during bad times is never bad," -Nick
""The keys keep wiggling"" -Alia
"" fake boobs don't feel that bad. And they don't taste any diff. " " -Hap
"so anyways, halfway through her "fat-jen meets skinny-and ugly pacey" shtick, I go, "sorry to interrupt your little ramble, but is that a "no" I hear coming on?"" -Adam
Nichole: "Adam, that's a parapalegic, paralyzed from the waist down smartass!"
Adam: "know what my mutant power is? sarcasm. for evil, too."
Nichole: "Big surprise that!"
Adam: "ah, so you also wield the power."
Nichole: "Yes, I have the power, I know how to use it and I do often"
"Sandy sandy sandy...
there should be a -philia word for your indian obsession--like necrophilia, dendrophilia...indianphilia...lol..." -Adam
"Okay, did *everyone* think of me when they showed the cheese guy?" -Cyn
"And is anyone else getting really annoyed with Kate? At one point, I actually wanted Angel to hit her. Actually Cordelia should hit her. That would be an interesting cat fight. But Cordelia could take her." -Krystal
"The hormones rage for two hours continuously on Tuesday nights. I'm amazed Nick watches the shows with me." -Natalie
"Well, you know me...I'm just too me sometimes and I wish I wasn't...and I don't know if that made any sense." -Shab
"OK... So I'm dumb-" -Dan
"but if people give you crap, just hand it right back (anyone else getting icky pictures of actual crap being passed back and forth?)" -Cyn
"AHHHH! you said an evil word. thats almost as bad as saying fabio" -Laurie
Steph: " you wouldn't happen to have any cute guys in your town that are moving to Florida, would ya? :)"
Adam: "well there's my pal Biff--he's dreamy. j/k felt like saying dreamy"
"Giles: "I leave my books to... Wait, leave my books? I wish to be buried with my books"" -Cyn on the scoobies' wills
"a gash over one eye that's worthy of a slayer." -Aria
"Oh, man, does that ever suck. {{{{{Aria}}}}} Actually, it now comes to my mind that most car accidents do tend to suck quite a bit." -Devon
"Kris your so cool! You're like my hero! I just thought your post was nice. Don't be mean to Danielle, Adam!" -Danielle
"It was funny to hear an Indian dance song, merged into Mambo #5. LOL" -Kris
"Please don't hold the lousy dancing against us. We make the Angel spaz dance look touching. " -Shab
Adam: "btw, nick--the class of 2000 dance is similar to the macarena, yes?"
Nick: "Only in the sense that they are both dances. The Class of 2000 Dance is much more fun, though. Right, Robbin and Jill?"
Jill: "Hellmouth yeah! :) "
Bree: "lol... ::shakes her head:: lol"
Jessica: "::watching Bree shake her head in agreement:: Thanks!"
"if you order a "Britney Spears" you get a glass of beer. (I would have thought that last slang term would refer to "jailbait" instead of beer, but then the Brits don't think that linear, apparently)." -Roz
Lauren: "Now I've ruined some other poor soul... sorry Adam =)"
Adam: "hey, ruining other souls is MY job..."
"::sigh:: We need a Doylee revival or something," -Jessica
"And Doylees are still around! We're just much quieter.... Hmm... Anyone else watch the Roseanne reruns just to see Glenn? Mark rules... So what if he's just a little slow? lol... Mark rules, Doyle rules, Glenn rules. It's as simple as that.
~Cyn~
::not sure if that post makes sense or not::" -Cyn
"but then again, boxing is a big endurance thing which is why I like it. for instance, (and note that only comic book fans will appreciate this) when superman died fighting doomsday, and they were knocking all hell out of each other, I pictured them in a ring with gloves and trunks on (doomsday in trunks=nightmares) with mills lane going "let's get it on!"" -Adam
"Be proud, Scott, it's all the way to another fandom now." -Natalie, about CETM on a Farscape newbie primer
Scott: "(probably the biggest joy I'll get this week)"
Nick: "That and the fact that I haven't mentioned ca... uh, never mind. :)"
"Ummm...I don't know what that was all about, but when I clicked on your link I was taken to a page containing a recipe for SALMON STEAK WITH CLOUD EARS AND NOODLES...hmmmm." -Elena
Karyn: "If only Faith would find herself a nice clean hobby, like soccer. Sigh."
Adam: "hmm...
faith playing soccer...
running...
sweating...
scoring a goal and ripping her shirt off..."
Dan: "Um... Adam? You forgot bouncing. Faith playing soccer would ential MUCH bouncing. Just picturing it I feel like dropping to my knees and thanking God for creating Eliza."
"If only men's soccer was half as good as women's (past the level Adam and Dan have it at)," -Nick
"Excuse me while I hide from the government." -Karyn
"I hope she's not my age because then I'll be beyond jealous of the actress for being on Buffy and I'll have to throw things at my TV and then it will break and then Spike will be all cracked.-" -Danielle
"OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First I get Darla back for next season, and now maybe Jenny Calender will be show up at intervals, via Dawn, throughout the season!!!!" -Rikki
Shab: "And having her in it might not be so bad...the girls can drool over David and the guys can drool over Denise and the movie is a hit and David becomes a big star and invites the droolers for a party at his new house..."
Okay, I'll snap out of it.
Jessica: "I'm liking this plan, keep snapping, Shab!"
"Figures...the new temp. boards start out with a drooling thread." -Kenz
"You know what is really sad about this situation? Now if I had posted an official Marc Blucas site, all these girls who are thanking me would probably be throwing rocks at me instead.
Life is strange." -Shab
Shab: "I just wanted to give him a hug (if he was around and if I was tall enough to do it)."
Danielle: "You could sit on my shoulders and we could hug him together!"
"Oh, and Adam...hehehe, you say nobody ever wants you...well a lot of girls I know say that they want Adam the kitty cat...I think it must be because of who the kitty's named after....hehehe" -Denise
"and did u know the definition of nuillification is to nullify? and to nullify is to make null... sheesh, had to look up about 4 words just make sure i was right about what i thought nullification was." -Bree
"I was at a little get together for the 4th and one kid found I do concerts and he told his mom he wanted to go to Marilyn Manson.. of course his mom came back with a quick "Hell no...my son ain't going to no satanic freak show" ....she asked me how I deal with it, I told her I start splashing holy water on them and by the end of the night, we're all good little christians. I don't think she found it funny..." -Hap
"(Scene 2) The theme from Rocky plays, only slightly altered to now sing the words, "Going brooooke now..."" -Dan
"Oh oh! I hope there's prosititution!" -Robin
"I had a great time in New York though I learned an important lesson, if you are going to get a tattoo and a piercing at the same time, make sure they are on the same side of your body so you have at least one comfy side to sleep on!" -Alia
"Well when I took it I thought so too, but I got that one right cause i said false. The reason I said false was that it's a question to see if i'd know what to do in that situation but also for me to be a survivor i'd have to actually do that thing. And there is no way in hell i'd drink my own urine." -Steph
"Yanno... I never thought about it before... but come to think of it, *I* wouldn't mind seeing pics of Cholie's boobs either... hm. Just a thought" -Dan
"Hey, deen's back.... now go back to India, we don't want your kind here! :) j/k ... maybe..." -Nichole
"actually, the fact that you posted an 'I'm back' post doesn't prove you survived." -Adam
"Hmmm, you think the Scoobie Gang should wrap the Hellmouth in Saran Wrap to stop its evil energy? (g)" -Roz
"ahh you mean the coat the hugs you back?-" -Laurie, re: straightjackets
"So if Scott were to watch Passions every day (not that he does watch it, of course!), eventually he would no longer be the evilly intelligent male hellbent on world domination. Hmm..." -Shab
"This show gets crazier and crazier....that whole Howler Monkey/Titanic thing? Flipper? What do these writers smoke? I love it!" -Alia about Passions
"Alia
doesn't see dead people"
"Aly looks adrable even when she is saying bad words." -Alia
Hap: "Ok..so I'm looking at my schedule....and right next to my name is HANSON!! They're making me do the Hanson show...... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Lauren: "Then I'll see ya there Hap! You know I love touring with my brothers... ::bursts into fits of laughter::"
Amanda: "I'm leaving because I just need a break. Bye everyone!"
Hap: "Sorry Panda....but there's a new rule around here, you can't leave without checking with me first. And since you didn't...you'll just have to stay! "
"okie, 2 words: gag me.
i cannot stand that little girl. geez, why didn't they just go cast the olsen twins?-" -Kim about Michelle Trachtenberg
Meg: "You just like the lesbian action. I know you do!"
Deen: "Why would anyone like that kinda stuff?! :)"
Hap: "Yeah....no kidding.. YUCK!!!"
Deen: "I know!! Don't ya just hate that stuff??"
Hap: "It gives me the shivers just thinking about it. esp. if it's two hot girls and they're right there in front of you..."
Adam: "really. why would anyone love to see two pairs of beautiful bouncy breasts rubbing against each other as...oops, trailing off into porn"
"I am Artie! The strongest man... in the world! ::strikes muscle-man pose::" -Lauren
"hey, baby, let's make a sundae! you bring the cherries, I'll bring the nuts and whipped cream!
sorry, HAD to do it." -Adam
Lauren: "::tries to look astonished and fails completely:: Adam, I had a feeling you'd do something like that. ::sighs:: I give up. I just give up. ::goes off to clean her room::"
Adam: "lauren, nobody can convert me to a normal level of hormones. quit while you're a head. and speaking of head...(JUST KIDDING)"
Lauren: "::smacks self in the forehead::"
Aria: "God, that's enough to send me screaming for cover,eww! Anyway, we'll never
change Adam, he is the way he is & that's why we love him :)"
Nichole: "That is, of course, when we love him and don't have an intense desire to hurt, maim, and/or destroy Adam. :)"
"A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were having a swimming race down a stretch of the Nile River. 7 hours later, the redhead and the brunette came in with a perfect tie. After 40 more hourse, the blonde finally showed up, sputtering, "I dont appreciate the fact that the other 2 were using their arms and legs when this is supposed to be a *breast* stroke competition!"" -Lauren
"This guy at my school on swim team, got his letter jacket. For the little message on the back, he had them put, "Breast Stroker"" -Kim
"Hands up--who's for a pre-spell Angelus scene EVERY ep of Angel?" -Adam
"Someone remind me why cloning is illegal. Nat, you get the original; I'll take version 2.0." -Gale
"Maybe not sinking in, but on some level, Spike's going, "Aw, hell. I'm bloody done for, ain't I?" And I loved the effective use of silence. The last time I saw silence that good was the tag to LATP, with the magical potion and the John/Aeryn kissage and the future babies and the hey hey hey." -Gale
Natalie: "I love Wesley. I have to say that every episode."
Gale: "And I love Gunn. There, the ritual is completed. We may now watch."
Natalie: "I love Gunn."
Gale: "Dude, get in line. I want to sit on him first."
"Note to the girl who is rejecting Spike in all his poetry glory: In 200 years that boy is going to be FINE and you are going to be so sorry! In fact, he's fine now and you're rejecting him even though he's writing you poetry with big words in it. Stupid girl!" -Danielle
""Mother's expecting me." Wait, he didn't really say that right? Cause if he did it would be way too cute for me to handle and I would die." -Danielle
"Did nobody else consider that it could have been Slash from G'n'R? I mean, when was the last time you saw him? And when was the last time you saw him in daylight?" -Al on the Punk Rock vamp
"Was she funny syphilis girl? And, if so, wouldn't that link Xander to Darla in some cutesy tootsie STD thing? lol. I'll stop now. I'm scaring myself. " -Red
"Hmmmm. Now the owners of that web site have all of y'all's names. I see tons of junk mail in your futures." -Aly
"Remember when I said the world was here just to please me? Yeah, I'm with that again. I mean, did you SEE tonight's Buffy and Angel?! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! And again SPIKE! Okay, I'm done with that..." -Cyn
"My thoughts on the Buffy/Spike scene at the end? Would have been perfect (damn nearly was) if 1.) If Buffy would have come to her senses and kissed him during the last few seconds, and it end on a kiss. and 2.) If it didn't remind me of a White Trash type scene. Think about it, them sitting on the porch, crying, Spike with his shotgun... All they needed was a few beer bottles, dead grass, Spike in a wifebeater (::drool::), and 15 screaming kids running through the house to complete the whole "White Trash" picture... lol" -Cyn
Danielle: ""He's like a cat. A big jungle cat. How come I'm not like that?" Xander you're like a big puppy!"
Jodie: "Uh huh!! 1 of those sheep dog puppies that's always hyper and tracks mud into the house and shakes water all over you and then gives u those big sad puppy dog eyes with the hair falling into them and u let him sleep in ur room instead of putting him in the yard!! I love Xander!! *G*"
"Yeah, I can't see Buufy and Spike together either. That'd be both odd and wrong. Now BUFFY and Spike belong together. They have since the second season. And I was one of the... what, like TWO people on here that thought that wasn't crazy? Look at how many there are now! ::evil laughter:: We're taking over the world. " -Cyn
"Now, then... there's only one thing I wanted to say about this episode: I am no longer a Buffy/Xander shipper. I have seen the future...
BUFFY/SPIKE FOREVER!!!" -Devon
"m...I know I make typos, and I'm sorry but I HAVE to ask: is an adulterated joke one you make while cheating on your spouse?" -Adam
"Okay, if you haven't been, you are required by Hanniga-Law to go to Frog City and read the Quotes page. No, these are not cool quotes from episodes, they are cool quotes from Hanniganites. And some of them, my friends, are right up there with
"Sure thing Bossy the Cow" and "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."" -Karyn
Kate: "im the BIGGEST Eliza Dushku fan you will *ever* meet"
Nichole: "You don't known Karyn yet."
"::sig is complaining about Lia's messiness::
Hey! I'm not messy, I'm just neatness impaired! " -Lia
" "Hi, I'm Elena and I'm a Chickaholic."" -Elena
"Ok, ok.... it's official. Me, Sin, and Adam are terribly corrupt. I mean, almost blasphemously so. I say we make our own little group... almost like when the nWo formed within WCW.... we can, hm.... we can be... the Hellfire Club! Yes! And if others want in... they have to prove themselves corrupt enough for us! WOOHOO! Stefferz, Adam, and Sin... The Hellfire Club!" -Stefferz
Jill: "Hap-can u send Nat a pic of me?? i can't' do it on this damb mac!!"
Hap: "Which one? The one of you in a thong or...? "
"I wanna drive a railroad spike thru that Cecily chick's head!!! *pout*
Making poor Spike cry!!! *sigh* THESE are the scenes that are gonna make me get arrested for hugging the actors who play these characters *G*" -Jodie
"He wuvs her *le sigh*" -Jodie
"Hey Joss' math is like my math!! *G*" -Jodie
"Hi everyone, okay, I've been gone from the boards due to the evilness that is college classes. I swear the Prof.s have a bet going on how many students they can drive terminally insane.... I think mine are winning." -Lia
"Haircut: Lindsey needs a haircut. The man is good looking and it's much easier to see those pretty eyes with his season 1 'do." -Little Willow
"I hate Cameron Diaz with a fiery passion. I want to slam her face repeatedly into a brick wall and dip her hair in acid. I think she did something horrible to me in a past life." -Natalie
"Stealing some girls panties is just WRONG! Now if she leaves 'em in yer car or room, that's a whole 'nother story!" -Hap
"of course not, Aria. i mean, you're being nice. You're being EXTRA nice to Spike. :)" -Celisse
Nick: "Anya wasn't even around during "Surprise." But I swear it was Joyce in bed with Angel. Right, Rikki?"
Rikki: "IT WAS! IT WAS! IT WAS!. It's my perverse world and I'm sticking to it!"
"How can Joyce have a brain tumor? How do you have a brain tumor when you don't have a brain to begin with? " -Natalie
"Gotta love Undercover Angel. Or Angel under the covers. Whichever. " - Natalie
"His drawstring pants made Red very happy. I like flowy sweatpant-like pants with drawstrings. Especially on Wesley-type men. Mmmm... " -Red
"But it's a creative pun! The National Rifle Association loves guns, the National Richards Admirers (or whatever it was) loves Gunn. One doesn't want safety locks on guns, the other doesn't want clothes on Gunn. It works on so many levels! :)" -Nick
"LOL! Exactly! My mom is so cute. "Why does she care if she has BED HAIR when she has a tumor in her head?" I love that mom o' mine. And her lack of brain gave me thoughts too. The tumor must have grown off the side of Joyce's cranial walls. hehe." -Red
"Get over yourselves. Quit generalizing about people and insulting to push up your obviously low self esteems. I suppose I should take *pity* on your type, if we want to generalize. But, you're too darn entertaining with your silly little references to "hip" things and spouting off how much cooler you are than the rest of the world. It's almost endearing how you choose to exert your coolness on a posting board on AOL!
So, disregard most of my message and keep on trucking, kids! It's fun getting laughs off pretentious doofballs like you!" -Red to a group of trolls
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