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"It's also been my observation that message boards are reciprocal; people who come in with fire and sword are, for some odd reason, not well received." -Scott

"Thanks, Juliet. By the way, Juliet is relatively new to this board, and we welcomed her with open arms. She was nice, we were nice... It's a ball of nice." -Nick, responding to those same trolls

"::hands Hap a piece of wood and a knife:: Whittle. " -Red

"Well, hello to all our new bashers. Nice to have you here. I'm sure if you'd like to continue to bash us it will do us all some good by reuniting those of us that have had little spats between us making us one uniform defense. :)
OK, I'm not going to be offensive-bitca girl like I usually am, shock, gasp, faint! hehe. (the Beatles are on, very calming, I blame them, lol)" -Nichole's response to the trolls

"::walks on to the board, Sees some rather confused and mean newbie people. Is too tired to find words to comment from the long car ride back home from college and the evilness that is traffic. Stumbles off to take a nap::
Lia
There's no place like home..... Free food and no rent. What more can you ask for?"

"God, I start posting less and suddenly weirdos start coming to invade. Hmm. I gotta hang around here more often. I'll get Vamp Xander to stand guard." -Devon

"As for the almighty annoying newbies, if you dont like it here, no one is forcing you to stay. If youre just going to lurk and not even try to assimilate in any fashion and then bitch about how none of us welcomed you, then there are a million and five other posting places about buffy in the world. go bitch at them cause that seems to be all your good at so far. " -Laurie gets snarky with the newbies =)

"I'm a nearly 19 year-old with the maturity of a 40 year-old and the mind of a 4 year-old." -Nick

"Arcane rituals? Geez guys, I told you we should find a place to store those chains.." -Jessica

"Glory looks really good for her age. ÊI hope I look like that when I'm so old I predate language. " -Danielle

"You know what? I'm working on my being Glory. I say viva la grudge and now I'll make friends with this CGI snake. =)" -Natalie

"Where's my TOS gun?? Oh, here it is! "LOCK AND LOAD!" -Hap

"Um, a spine is unhip. So is the shoulder! Oops, you mean the other kind of hip.... um, worms are hipless, I think, they have no legs so that might sense.... and I think fish are also unhip....OH! Fishsticks! They lack hips!" -Lia

"Thats ok Im a 20 yr old with the cynicism of an 85 yr old widow and the cartoon obsession of a 16 yr old male who just found Anime." -Laurie

"Her hair was evil last year. It was like it was mocking you "What color am I? Am I blonde? Am I brown? HAHAHA!"" -Danielle about Tara

"If Anya ever dies, I'm hunting Whedon down and staking him. Is that understood?" -Dan

"Dawn looks sad. I'll console her. Dear lord. She's like... 15. I'm going to hell." -Dan

"I immediately announced to the room at large that I want to be known as Shiny Special One from now on. Unfortunately, no one was in the room at the time." -Gale

"Aaagh! You noticed that, too? The end scene, where Glory's standing at the window, freaked me out for a minute. "Katie? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on Roswell, doing a crappy New York accent this week."" -Gale, noticing that Glory kinda looks like Katherine Heigl

"I'll save you from those vicious bunnies, Anya!" -James

"On a scale of 1-10, 1 being a bad hair day, 5 being kissing riley, and 10 being sending your gorgeous leather-clad lover to Hell? I'd say about a 9. It could have been worse. You could have been in the car, been burned nearly to death, then dragged out only to find that 3rd degree burns cover 90% of your body and you'll die in a few hours, and hey, did I mention that not even morphine will take the pain away?" -Juliet

"Heh, So, my sister buys the Ron Popeil Rotersierre and decides that thanksgiving would be the *best* time to try it out. We bring it to my house, I read the instructions....we find out we have to tie the bird up and we don't have any tie. So we tell Dad to go to the store he doesn't get back till 3:30. We get it tied, we get it in the thing, (we were supposed to eat at 6 anyway) and then thing doesn't work. The little coils aren't getting hot, nothing is happening.. So my mom quick puts the oven on and now we probably won't eat till like 8. Yum. So my brother is like "Lets go to McDonalds!" LOL
Anyway, I'm starving.. how was your thanksgiving? " -Kris

"First of all, if you meant The Grand Wizard, I do indeed remember him. And Natalie? I swear to God at first I thought your sig said "Who does SWALLOW better than me?" I was gonna ask you to marry me on the spot." -Dan

"Woo, and might I add, hoo." -Scott

"If I dyed my hair red, I would look like...hmm...that's it. I would look like someone named "Hmm."" -Eva

"Have a good birthday! Maybe a spleen will jump out of your cake?" -Celisse to Nick

"< evil chuckle >
Do hamsters chuckle?" -Scott

"Hap and Aria, I want Julie Benz to be sitting on my bar stool singing to me for a Christmas Day present. Can ya'll work that out for me?" -Rikki

"It's 4:00 in the morning...grammar may be worsted than usual ;) " -Rikki

"::puts on Marilyn Monroe costume from Halloween and does a stunning rendtition of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" just for our special president, Nick!::" -Lauren

"LOL! Oh dear, I thought you said "Marilyn Manson costume from Halloween" and was about to say. Wow, that would have made a very unique Lauren, lol. I really have to stop reading these things when I get up in the morning. Now if Marilyn Manson were to do a Marilyn Monroe impersonation that would be rather frighting because he might be very good at it." -Lia

Natalie: "Where does a person get a manicure that can slice open skin like that? Cuz I wanna avoid that place..."
Karen: " Gee, and I was thinking send me the address. :)"

"One has to wonder how a creature older than the written word gets into med school.....I guess he'd have a few thousand years of reffrences piled up, but it must have been a bitch to transfer grades." -Alia on Dr. Ben

"Of course Darla is dying. ÊShe was dying 400 years ago, then she wasn't human, now that she's human again she's just gonna pick up where she left off! ÊOf syphilis no less! ÊSomeone tell Xander! " -Danielle

"Are they allowed to show the stringing up of detached demon halves on TV? " -Danielle

"Angel is his own grand-sire." -Nick

"While I've mentioned that I'm unclear of what a dusted vampire technically is (Dead? Redead? Unundead?), what the hell is Darla now? She was human. Then undead. Then Angel unkilled her. Then her whole death thing was thrown out the window and she's human. Now she's undead again. Best I can figure, she's unununundead, which Is kind of fun to say." -Nick

"Help me or im going to have to beat Honker to a bloody (wirey?) pulp and then burn down a best buy or radio shack just on principle." -Laurie about her computer

"Okay, Darla's dying of syphillis. And I couldn't stop laughing. What, did they see what they did with Xander and the funny syphillis and go, "Wait, people are laughing at syphillis!" and then decide to make syphillis unfunny again? Cuz it ain't working! I'm still LMAO over here! " -Natalie

"Lindsey cut his hair. Oh happy day..." -Little Willow

"Yeebers!! I just remembered the time I was on a crowded 2/3 and my side was leaning against the subway door. So there all of us were, like packed sardines...then I put my hand on my jean pocket and I felt a hand there...umm...and it wasn't mine." -Eva

"lol..we are...(in a hurry i mean) i used to walk in the street because the sidewalks were too crowded...and jaywalkings illegal? you can get a ticket? well you can also get a ticket in nyc for honking your horn and you see how much that threat works..." -Sandy

"I don't rollerblade. I rollerfall." -Natalie

"Hap's been gettin jiggy!" -Lauren

"Why does everyone assume *just because I'm in Vegas w/ a girl and there's alcohol all over the place* that we got lucky? Never mind, I answered my own question.." -Hap

"Kotter, Scott. Kotter. Cannibal Kotter, that is." -Nick

"I swear to all the gods that once finals are over next week I will: think up, buy and mail my Hanni gift. Does anyone have a time machine so I can fast forward? ::does big Precious Moments eyes:: Please?" -Laurie

"::sings carol to herself aloud::
::scares her cat away::
::sings the rest of it anyway::" -Devon

""Hello, I'm Jerry Lewis. Welcome to the GetNatalietotheCon-othon. I'd call her Nat, but then she'd kill me. Heyyyy Layyyyyyyy-ddeeeeeee!!!!!! As you can see, right now, we're at zero dollars and four cents and three pieces of lint. But we _do_ have some pieces up for auction in order to help those pledges along.
First up, a date with Alyson Hannigan!
< ten seconds pass >
Okay, now that we have four million dollars from the guys, let's get some money from the ladies! Item two, a date with David Boreanaz!
< nine seconds pass >
Okay, now that we've got eleven million dollars, let's continue with the dates for the ladies... hmm, there appears to be some kind of mix-up. We've got two guys.... and it appears that these fellas were headed for the... Fire Escape telethon? Fire Escape? What the heck show is that? Anyway, lemme read these names... Hmmm, uh, Ben- what is that- Brewder? Chowder? Oh, Browder. And what's this other guy's name? Paul? Paul what? Lagden? Hmm? Leyden. Paul Leyden. Any takers?"
Fill in the rest on your own.
Al, alive and well, somewhere in the universe- apparently not online." -Al

"Can I add my 2 cents on the other ads. I think it's GAP. It's the one with the teens that are floating around. I think they're supposed to be angels or something. Ok this really bothers me. Not in the political sense but in the very freaky sense. The last guy that floats by looks exactly like this guy I knew in high school that died our junior year. And he looks just like he did that last year. Do you think they recruited real angels to play those parts?" -Aly

"It's back, it's back! The Usual is back like a chihuahua on crack! And it rhymes! Umm... okay, let's let the excitement die down..." -Nick

"Buffy & Riley II: Only thing keeping that part off of Cinemax was the strategically placed cover. :)" -Nick

"Spike: It would be really sweet that he's constantly at Buffy's house waiting for her if it didn't mean he was a stalker." -Nick

"Vamp Brothel Leader: They way he got beat up when everyone was running out, I half expected Dawn to barge in and kick him in his side before the scene ended." -Nick

"Military Guys: So they're not the Initiative. What are they, the Uninitiative. Doesn't sound like a very productive bunch." -Nick

"Buffy vs. Vamps: This fight was cool. The three vamps dusted in a row, the leader dusted while leaping over her, and then Riley's vamp whore. I kept yelling "Javelin! Javelin! Javelin!" and I was rewarded. :) Why did Buffy never go out for the track and field team? She could have dominated all of the events." -Nick

"Darla & Dru: From now on, they're Advanced D&D. Sorry, constantly seeing commercials for that movie has inspired me. :) +1 insane comment. " -Nick

"The Vision Scene: Cordy threatened Angel with a stake. Rule #1: Don't stake the driver of the car." -Nick

"Wolfram and Hart: Manners. Morgan. McDonald. I think you need a last name beginning with "M" to get hired there. If I turned completely evil and changed my name to Nick Mwahaha, I could become a lawyer." -Nick

"Dressing Rooms: Apparently Advanced D&D didn't need dressing rooms to try stuff on. I suppose you wouldn't when you've killed everyone in sight." -Nick

"Lindsey: He should become a vampire. He'd be a cool vampire. Although a vampire lawyer might be the most evil creature ever created." -Nick

"If Oz keeps looking at that druggeduplooking Veruca, I'm gonna have ta kiss him or something. Wait, no! Not kiss him! I meant yell at him." -Randie

Randie: "(Why the hell am I talking to BUFFY?)"
Circa: "Because just like everyone else on the board, you know in your heart Buffy and Co. are real. Stop fighting it and join us. I personally have about ten to twenty convos a day with each character, depending on my mood."

"Nick thinks Graham was the first Initiative experiment in robotics." -Natalie

"Hi John. How'd you find us? I thought we covered up the trail long ago. :)" -Nick

"Glad to be back, and I promise, this time I will not be a pain. (let's see how long that one lasts)" -John

"hello. my name is kate and im an Eliza-holic." -Kate

Kate: "thats kinda like me being able to recite most of season 3 on cue..."
Juliet: "::Nods:: I can do that...it's amusing at parties."

"Wait a second... I love Powerpuff, think Gilmore Girls is perhaps the best new show of the season, spend a lot of time at Mighty Big TV and it's related sites (which apparently have few straight male readers)... Lots of "girl" stuff... I guess I really am a lesbian." -Nick

"Hello John.
I've forgotten how to type.
I dont know you.
But Hello. :)" -Celisse

Aria: "Damnit Hap, I AM a good girl!! ::stamps foot:: ;)"
Natalie: "< starts laughing hysterically >
Yeah, me too.
< snerk >
< laughs some more >
Oh, my stomach hurts... "

"No, he will NOT, right Adam? Or I'm telling Satan you want to take over hell so he can be ready for you ;)" -Aria

"RE FHM: I freaked out at first when I heard about this (No, not my Aly shaped person!) but then saw them, and okay, she's more covered than some... and she's still Aly... It could be worse, It could be worse, It could be worse. ;-) She still has dignity and respect. Phew." -Little Willow's response to Aly's FHM spread

"How sweet, Xander's getting all brave and stupid! " -Natalie

"::keeps hand down:: Do I get a prize?
::does the Lorelai pout::" -Eva

Natalie: "Although why does Buffy think that "sisterly" means playing with her hair at every second?"
Eva: "Hmm...that's a good point. They should probably skip around the house, holding hands."
Lauren: "My sister and I are about the same distance apart as Buffy and Dawn. I pick my sister up, carry her around the house, and then throw her on the couch. Maybe they could try that =)"

"In old times the wife was one he married for her dowry, money, the land she brought while the mistress was the beautiful girl the man really loved & wanted to be with. Ok, now I'm suddenly wondering why I even brought that up. Hell, I'd take either or, I'm sure Nat & I could work out an arrangement that would benefit us both & keep us happy right Nat? Poor James would be exhausted but we'd be happy." -Aria

"I do that all the time. well whenever sammies hair isnt pretending to be a science experiment on static electricity that is. her hair and a doorknob are a lethal combo man." -Laurie, on Buffy's hair thing

"anger my arse. hes sexually frustrated. If only hed go visit Aria he could solve the whole problem...." -Laurie on Spike

"Buffy the Anti-Relationship Diatribe Slayer... Nah. Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?" -Gale

"Why does Giles have to go all the way to England? Joyce asked this too and he didn't answer her. Why isn't he wearing tweed? Isn't that watcher wear?" -Danielle

"Anya always looks really cute! DUH!" -James

"You know, rewatching this episode, I cannot help but notice that the patrons of the Bronze didn't seem all that alarmed or even surprised that a giant, blue, hairy, horn-sprouting, hammer-toting troll was in their midst.
I suppose they've gotten rather blasŽ, haven't they?" -Scott

Natalie: "Spike's got a Buffy dummy? That's kind of disturbing. But I like him talking to "her". Methinks he's got anger issues. Look, you went and mussed her hair."
Fluf: "And how did he do that? By ruining a good box of chocolate. Couldn't he have found something else? Did you see those poor wrappers fly? Lord knows where the sweet little nuggets of chocolate ended up!"

"Hey kids! It is I, the AHF[S]VP. I am not dead. I think." -Karyn

Natalie: "Wow. Did you see the muscles in Glory's back? How does a person get muscles like that? What kind of exercises do you have to do?"
Scott: ""

"I have Cordy's sweatpants! And that tank top, only in yellow. And yes, she needs to wear that T-shirt under it because the shirt shows more cleavage than should be allowed by law. I'm wearing it at ScaperCon." -Natalie

""A tiny event horizon." Dude, ever *see* Event Horizon? That should be a clue right there to sit your ass down and play tiddly winks instead." -Natalie

Natalie: "I love Wesley being the Sherlock Holmes. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the revolver! "
Aria: "Wesley was so cute with his I'm a master detective thing going :) Hey, Nat, first thing I thought of was clue but it was Miss Scarlet in the solarium with the pipe. "
Nick: "It was Mr. Body in the bathroom with the prescription drugs! It was a suicide, you know."
James: "NONONO!!!! The butler in the kitchen with the candlestick!"

"Knights of Byzantium. Is there a Black Knight of Byzantium? (Yes, Al, I'm expecting a quote.)" -Natalie

"< snerk > Now I have this mental image of the one Buffy knocked down during Checkpoint to come running at her, minus both arms and a leg. "Have at you!" Aw, man, too much Monty Python in my formative years." -Gale

""Huh, I guess that's you nibblet." Do you know what I would do for Spike to call me nibblet?" -Danielle

"Joyce is weird. I'm glad she survived and everything but she's weird." -Danielle

""Will, Tara, WestSide. Spike and I will get the EastSide." Then Moby and Gwen will sing SouthSide and we'll all be happy!" -Danielle

"I WANT SPIKE TO CALL ME NIBBLET!" -Danielle

"Another CC story, while THE HOST was singing it showed "Land of the free and the home of the bra-" Oh my. America, the home of the bra." -Danielle

"Heh, did anyone see Dawson's? Jen and Jack got drunk and... um... I don't usually watch the show, I swear. I just wanted to see Pacey and Joey get it on. I'm going to go sit in the corner now." -Corde

"I think the entire nation watched it to see Pacey and Joey get it on." -Danielle

"And I really REALLY can't wait to see next week's show. Spike rocks my world, and darnit, I wanna see Spike and Buffy frell like bunnies! ::looks around to see everyone staring at her:: What? You know you want to see it too. Don't lie." -Corde

Natalie: "Hawaiian shirt! The Host is wearing a Hawaiian shirt!!!!"
James: "What else? It matches his drink!"

Natalie: "I love Anya."
James: "Who doesn't? "

"Quick'n'dirty summary ('cause that's how I like it, baby, yeah... oh sorry, forget I said that):" -Corde

"Show ended rather abruptly with Buffy going into her house, Spike trying to follow her in and running into the mime door, then Buffy slamming the real door in his face. Cut to black, hear Corde scream, "AUGH! They're supposed to MAKE OUT! DAMMIT!" and see Corde's roommate restrain Corde from punching the TV and doing more damage to herself than said TV." -Corde

"Harmony is way to sporadic to be a girlfriend. She's always absent from the show long enough to forget she exists and then suddenly there she is, climbing all over Spike in a nightgown." -Danielle

"I love the way Spike says "Los Angeles" (and you know, every other word that comes out of his mouth)," -Danielle

"*From now on I'm tuning in at 8:05 (hopefully by then the "Previously..." scenes will be finished)." -Danielle

""I go online sometimes, everyone's spelling is really bad. Its depressing." Tara's visited our board! She's probably met Angle." -Danielle

"How do you dispose of a robot that looks human? And can I have her dress?" -Danielle

"I'm afraid of what kind of robot Buffy would build. It's vocabulary would be limited to "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, can you forgive me?" since we all know that Buffy is infallible." -James

"Why keep the Spike robot? Send the Spike robot after the Buffy robot, and while Buffy is moping again, you take Spike." -James

Natalie: ""if it was anybody else I would say just get laid already." Okay, we really are the same person. Her reaction was so me it's not even funny. Now go call an ambulance."
James: "Nah, not yet. We're waiting for he fun stuff to pop out of your collective mouths. You know, stuff like "Wesley I love you..." or whatever."

Natalie: "So wait, hell is on Earth? Or hell is LA?"
James: "Yup. And people wonde why they've been having power shortages lately. It take a lot of energy to air-condition hell."

Natalie: "Looks like we can add a few Hanniscapers to our ranks soon. "
Gale: "Good, 'cause it's a lot easier to take over the world if you have people."

"Have we ever seen Wesley's house? Is this the first time? He has some nice...file cabinets" -Danielle

"*I can't say I don't enjoy watching Angel working out. In fact a whole episode of Angel working out would not necessarily be a bad thing..." -Danielle

"Buffy, stop being a bitch. Spike likes you, be like every other girl and jump on him." -Natalie

"That's our Scott!
< considers what a great name that would be for a cheesy 50's sitcom >
< makes note to invent time machine, go back to the 50's, pitch "That's Our Scott!" and makes lots of money which will be shared with Scott after returning to the present time which has been horribly changed due to excess ridicule in his childhood due to sharing his name with the title character in a cheesy 50's sitcom, thus making him even eviler >" -Nick

"Hello, Whedon Exposition Theater!" -Gale

"Okay, that's it. I am adopting Giles." -Gale

"Mmn. Gunn pretty." -Gale

Natalie: "It's really funny. The demon's got this drab apartment place and he's got a bright blue iMac in there."
Gale: "< snicker > Hey, wait, a demon can afford an iMac and I can't? That's not funny. Dang."

"Natalie being dirty? Because *that* would never happen. " -Gale

"*Anya, Xander, Willow and Tara on the balcony. SO CUTE! LOL, I just got this image of all the Hanniganites up there looking down on the Buffyverse." -Danielle

Nick: "1) March 12th, 1998: Chic 416 starts a drooling thread titled "Angel is soooooo FINE!" not realizing that it would become the longest running thread these parts have ever seen. It became a neverender when sarah, AlyToo, and I started talking to each other then putting additional notes in Tiny Yellow Type. Several months later, when interest in the thread was virtually nil, Mike introduced Tiny Yellow Rhymes. The rest is history.
2) March 14th, 1998: Two days after Chic drooled, Barros T posed a perfectly reasonable question: Is "Drucilla part of Jenny's tribe?" After sarah said something witty I responded and it got completely out of hand, becoming the morbidly obese gorilla of endless threads."
Mike: "who knew? and it only goes to show... what it goes to show i have no idea."

"< Natalie watches from her throne as numerous subjects throw rose petals at her feet and her handsome clones fan her while wearing nothing but speedos, which makes total sense because they wouldn't be cloned unless they were the type of man who could wear a speedo, and demands more grapes >" -Natalie

"Okay, hands up everyone who didn't realize what was going to happen when they sent Harmony into the theater.
Okay, now keep them up so we know who to bop with the DUH bat." -Scott

"I think Angel needs his nose. hehe. Noses complete faces. He'd make me cry if he had no nose. Noses are a vital part of society. :-)" -Juliet

"Xander and Anya made me gag. I almost pressed mute. Hehe. And I threw my left sneaker at Buffy when she kissed Angel. "Buffy, you butthead." Also, they gross me out when they kiss, so I closed my eyes. (I know... I'm so immature)" -Randie

"Okay, as the little spinny ball is spinning and the message is sending, I realized that I called David Greenwalt a whore. My apologies to David Greenwalt. Yes, in the time I have been gone, the filter in my brain keeping me from saying stupid thing has withered away and committed suicide." -Natalie

Di: "I half expected Wes to bellow, "We could have gotten information out of him you blockhead!""
Natalie: "To which Angel says "Good grief" and pays a nickel to Cordelia for psychiatric help."

"Joss tends to do that to his fans. Make you fall in love with a couple, then rip them apart, literally, with bars being shoved through their torso and tears and hatred and prom dresses." -Di

"MY GOD. MARRY ME." -Randie

"Er... it sounds like Buffy has an obsession with peeing with people. She always wants to follow people when they go pee! That's just... weird and silly. (Or maybe she wanted to go with Xander because she loooooooves him and wants to marry him)" -Randie

"I call everyone "honey" and "sweetie" and "babe" and the like. (Yes, I used to throw fits when people called me any of these things and now I do it.) I think if I did have a sister I'd call her any number of names. Mostly nice. Unless she borrowed my clothes. Then I'd clock her. " -Natalie

""I want to bring Mom back." Suggestion to Willow and Tara. Go rent Practical Magic, for Dawn to watch it, and then tell her "And that's why we say no!"" -Natalie

"I think it's going to be like when I first found out that Princess Diana had died, or when I learned that they were adding yet another marshmallow shape to Lucky Charms. I will never forget precisely where I was, what I was doing, what I was wearing, and who I wanted to kill when I first learned that Buffy was moving to UPN." -Corde

"For May sweeps, I want to see a stuffed lemur dance or something." -Gale

"If you were to put S2 Angel Wes next to S3 Buffy Wesley, I think Wes would just bury his face in his hands and start apologizing to everyone." -Gale

Natalie: "Jawa reject? Sorry, I'm a Star Wars geek."
James: "Don't apologize for that! Be Proud!"

"I got nauseous during the "Previously..." scenes. Luckily I had time to run to the bathroom, throw up, take a shower, visit the hospital and pick up some medicine before the actual episode started." -Danielle

"I love how the "sacred place in the desert" that all the slayers love to visit is "not far" from Buffy's house. Isn't that convenient! All the slayers must visit the sacred place, the Hellmouth and Disneyland during their week of vacationing in Cali." -Danielle

"SPIKE! ::careful hugs:: JAMES! ::hands James an Emmy and then ravages him::" -Danielle

"Thusly, let us never forget thine Spoiler Space, lest we be stricken by lightning and Joss quits Buffy *gasp!*." -Corde

Gale: "Buffy should know from zombies. They crashed her welcome-home party, after all."
Natalie: "Maybe she's trying to forget that episode as much as Iam."

"Poor Buffy having to drop out of school. It takes a lot of sacrifices to save the world every week." -Steve

"Sure, we have a computer scene - every fifth new moon, so rare that when it happens, I nearly fall out of my chair." -Little Willow

"I'm still trying to figure out who decided to target my e-mail for "Free pantyhose!" Spam..." -James

James: "So howcome Phantom Dennis didn't get all upset before and start throwing things at Harmony?"
Natalie: "Maybe Dennis just has a really innocent mind and took it a different way than Cordy did..."
James: "Maybe Dennis is like most other guys and was just wanting to watch..."

"Don't laugh of I'll send them your way for the *ahem* enlargement stuff. How you make an *ahem* larger I don't know, because if you type *ahem* with caps it looks like you're yelling. *AHEM* See!?! I can't see why anyone would want to enlarge *ahem*." -James

"Okay, thank you Fashion Nazi (tm Mighty Big TV). Put Buffy in leather pants when the camera guys are aiming right at her butt. While I'm sure there are people who are loving that, some of us (me) don't need ta see it. I know it's there, I don't need to keep seeing it in leather to be reassured." -Natalie

"Okay, Joss? You listening? Good. Kill Giles and I'll hurt you. Badly. After some really really painful torture involving sharp objects, Yanni, and the Microsoft Paper Clip." -Natalie

"The poor man cant help it if he's a skanky Ken doll. I mean, poor child :(" -Di

"And hes not creepy damnit! See, this just proves Anya's just ::lewis black-like stuttering and hand waving:: gah! Bugs Bunny is cool damnit!" -Laurie

"And those WB promos are getting rather snippy, arent they?
"Only 2 more episodes of Buffy EVER on the wb...." I think im going to have to take the frog and shove it down the announcer guys throat..." -Laurie

Angela: "But didnt Angel get cancelled. Would that mean they'd be popping up on UPN?"
Hap: "You make the comment above about "popping up" .. and then you make the comment below:"
Angela: "2. If things 'go off' umm nevermind I'm laughing to hard to finish this thought and theres no way to make it sound right"
Hap: "And THEN you've got the nerve to finish it off with this comment?!?!"
Angela: "::gasps:: Gee Hap... What kind of girl do you think I am... ""

"I loved his goggles. ÊWhen he smiled with the goggles on? ÊSomeone put a stake in me, that man is adorable." -Danielle

"Buffy: "Are you sure you're OK?"
Dawn: "Yeah...Spike's hurt."
AND GILES IS HEMORRHAGING!!!" -Danielle

"anyone else think that everythings gonna start to go wrong, and some of the dimensions are gonna open, and that someone ($20 xander or spike) get just a truckload of shrimp dumped on them? probably from a big swirly hole thingy." -Laurie

"I liked that movie. I was impressed by the way Mel Gibson ran bravely through the forest without letting his kilt fly up." -Roz on Braveheart

"::moons the WB and runs away::" -Randie

""Finding a good man is as easy as nailing Jell-o to a tree trunk."
::blinks:: What?" -Lauren

"Where are all the good guys hiding? I bet they took up a cave somewhere, cause there are to few of them, and too many of us good women.
What we get stuck with are the porno-reading-toilet-seat-putting-up-jock-strap-wearing-neadrathal-hairy jerks.
::grins:: With a few exceptions, including the semi-trained men of this board. Their women are keeping a good handle on them! " -Di

"I mean this in the best way possible: Damb Alyson. Damb her and her tremendous acting ability. You know that Joss is sitting in his evil genius office inside of his evil genius castle saying to himself, "I want to make people cry for weeks... nay, MONTHS, about something, but I don't want anyone to have to write dialog. Call Alyson!"" -Nick

"Now I'm gonna shanshu my way back plrtz grl!" -Nick

""Sweety, Im sorry I have to tell you....but....your dad is a halfbreed for another dimension."
"Cool!"" -Di

"Thanks for the bit of comedy before I know youre going to do something evil and rip my heart out Joss." -Laurie

"Tara: "Youre a killer! This is all set down" (Ooohhhh hello to the foreshadowing.) Im sure that Fate and Destiny are having a grand ol time right about now." -Laurie

""She saved the world. A lot." Ok I think I just snorted my own tears. lol" -Laurie

"Someone had better kill the pissy red man. Like, yesterday." -Laurie

"There are no words to describe the cuteness which is Xander." -Red

"Since when was Olaf a _god?_ Ah well.
Heh. Must of been a +5 Hammer. That's why it hurt Glory. How RPG-ish. " -Andy

"Now that I think about it, Xander's skull is even _harder_ having survived not just a sledge-hammer to the noggin', but a magic _god-wounding_ sledge-hammer to the brainpan." -Andy

"Giles is the man. He is the man with the limp cause he's all woundy, but he is the man." -Di

"Nope, its the cheap computer graphics that the WB is using from 1983, powered by large rats fed with rabid dog meat." -Di

"Screw Angel, I want a Willow Show! Where she lives in Seattle and it rains and she has her own therapist news show....wait." -Di

"I liked the flying bat thing, even if it was the creation of the graphics from 1983 with the king sized rats fed with rabid dog meat." -Di

"::spits lemonade all over monitor:: Note to self. Dont drink and Di at the same time...." -Laurie

"Oh and I was chanting for Giles to kill Ben. I'm so glad he listened :-) " -Alia

"::grins:: Im a fire hazard :)" -Di

"I'm pretty sure that in the Joss cut, the lines in that part go like this:
Buffy: "What's up, Doc?" < push >
Doc: "Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." < splat >" -Nick

"::jumps around and borrows randie's woo hoo dance::" -Bree

"I did not miss the humorous conclusion Anya was talking about in "Restless."" -Nick

"Haha! Or is that, "Me!"" -Nick

"Nick, before I forget: the lines about the frog just made me hungry " -Adam

"Dude. Angel's gotta be Leia. Buffy can do the Luke thing, and then Angel comes in with bagels on his ears. Only there will be no icky revelation come Return of the Slayer time cuz let's face it, ew..." -Natalie

"That's what makes Nick (breandan) and Xander so great, he's so gosh darn special" -Angela

"This comes highly recommended by me. I know it was at SunS, don't know where else. I laughed so hard my spleen convulsed. Or maybe it was doing the dance of hilarity. " -Natalie

"Did anyone else keep thinking Angel should've said "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry? It woulda been great! Especially when his eyes got all tricked out! "Angel SMASH!"" -Drax

"Di, thank you so much for nightmare central, remind me to thank you so very very much" -Aria

"::grins:: Ima fire hazard AND a nightmare machine. Oh yeah, Im on a roll this week! :D" -Di

Nick: "No, I figure she'll fall out of a ceiling. Probably not naked (and I hear Adam booing me now)."
Adam: "you have good hearing to hear me disapproving from all the way in Chicago."
Nick: "It's easy to hear when you know what you're listening for."

"Just so everyone knows, Adam wants to eat The Frog. Please hit him until he gives up that dream." -Nick

"To paraphrase Dave Foley, her spleen is twice the size of a normal Slayer spleen! This wasn't such a big deal then, but now that she's dead, it's gonna bring her back!" -Nick

"Some days I find myself wondering how I could turn Spike back to the dark side & away from this Buffy obsession." -Aria

"Don't make me summon the ferrets,
ÐNick"

" I have a Bubbles complex..." -Angela

"Well just to make you happy Ill personally glomp down on Spike. But that sounds horribly like fellatio to my brain at this moment." -Laurie

"::Spits orange juice everywhere::" -Dan

"Have a day, see if I care,
ÐNick"

"::throws a party for Nick, which involves something in the way of cake and ice cream and the Hanni girls doing really really bad hula dancing::" -Di

"::hands out oversized spleens::" -Angela

"::grins:: If it helps, Ive got Latina Rhythm Disorder. I cant dance worth a mo, though if I wriggle my hips around it looks like Im trying to get out a wedgie. Which, at times, I am. Ahhh, the benefits of spanish hips." -Di

"Hi all, I'm back from my fishing trip! I was fishing for adoration." -Nick

"How come the tombstone didn't say "Beloved Daughter"? She was Joyce and Hank's only "real" daughter. Thought that was a bad oversight. Also, why wasn't she buried next to Joyce? Exactly where is she buried? Why do I spend so much time wondering about these things?" -Fluf

"Fact: some Barbie doll shirts make cute Powerpuff girls dresses...." -Lori

" Go...see...Pearl...Harbor....Josh...Harnet...major...hottie...Ben...Affleck...major...hottie...3...hours...not...enough...time...to...revel...in....their...hottieness... " -Kris

"Know how creepy that'd be if it happened to humans like they want it to? "So, we have this body, 44 year old Bob Bobberts, a bit hefty, but you'll have a body!" "I'm 18 years old!" "HEY! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, fool." And what if you see your brother's or sister's body walking around with someone elses head? Oh, boy. " -Red

"you guys think that's frightening? what if they do cross-gender head transplants? I could have a female body with female parts within six years. how scary is that? plus, all the issues it raises--would I be a lesbian? do I use the men's room or the women's, or is there a special "gender-head" bathroom? " -Adam

"oh, another question--if you are dating a genderhead, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?" -Adam

"Adam, that's a great idea. Have some chocolate milk. I didn't say you could have mine. Go get your own and have that!" -Nick

"Okay, I've mocked enough of that. It's tedious now. Not a bad theory, but I believe it will be the power of dance combined with her unusually large Slayer spleen that will bring her back." -Nick's theory on Buffy's return

"Ok, so maybe I missed something.. but what the hell was in the box that Spike got from Doc's? Megan and Felicitys secret love pics?? " -Kris

"He is Toad from X-Men.
"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?"
He turns into the creepy tongue guy on Buffy! " -Natalie

"My favorite is Buttercup. In fact my little sister has deemed my family the PPG family- where she is, and im quoting, "Bubbles cause Im so cute, Laurie you can be buttercup cause sometimes youre mean and youre favorite color is green, Bethie can be Blossom cause shes bossy, Dad is the Professor, Chris is MoJo cause hes crazy, and Mom can be Ms Bellum cause theres nobody left."
::Laurie and Beth look at each other, burst out laughing and have to leave the room:: "Hey! Blossom, Buttercup, where are you going?!"
< snicker >" -Laurie

""Look! Up in the sky! It's a junior! It's a freshman! NO It's Super-Senior! Faster than a speeding hormone! More powerful than lunchroom food gas! Able to leap tall sophomores in a single bound! Watch as he cuts class every day, yet somehow manages to get a 4.0 average! Marvel at his ability to trash-can freshmen at an astounding rate!"" -Adam

"My gown is actually not too bad. It's blue. I expected it to be slightly better than a plastic garbage bag, like my mom's, but it's made of actual fabric. " -Red

"I also have CRD...but I can fake it and look like I have rhythm. if rap's playing, of course, it's easier to fake having rhythm, because the music's crap of course, but I can fake it well." -Adam

"Okay, thank you Fashion Nazi (tm Mighty Big TV). Put Buffy in leather pants when the camera guys are aiming right at her butt. While I'm sure there are people who are loving that, some of us (me) don't need ta see it. I know it's there, I don't need to keep seeing it in leather to be reassured." -Natalie

"They used a coffee machine as a blockade. The coffee machine was old. There was probably nothing in it, and anything that was in there is probably long evaporated, having seeped caffeination into the air. There. I feel better. " -Natalie

"What's wong wif weferwing to a Warner Brothers cartoon chawacter? I'll bet she gets a kick out of the Duck Season Rabbit Season cartoons! They're my favorite ones!" -James

Natalie: "And praise be Joss for making sure the crazy people walked away with the backs of their hospital gowns safely closed."
James: "Just because they're crazy doesn't mean that they've lost their dignity."

"They come in handy darn it! I have a pair! I had to buy them for one of my criminology classes so we could learn to use them properly (put those puppies on a person upside down and you darn near break bones getting them back off...). Maybe Wesley did a mnor in CJ back during Watcher training. I can see Wesley as a Bobby. "Stop! Or I'll yell Stop! again!"" -James' handcuffs wisdom

"I just love seeing Ben in dresses." -Danielle

"Look! Ben's trying to act! Awww" -Danielle

"I love when people pretend to drive, its so funny. I'll just continuously wiggle the wheel even though I'm moving in a straight line and it will look real...." -Danielle

"So the cast got a gift basket worth $50,00.0 each just for moving to UPN! The last time I switched job sites I didn't even get a company pen." -Steve

"I kinda have a thing for librarians (not in a dirty way, not that Fred is unattractive, but get your minds out of the gutter!)." -Corde

"It occurs to me that this paragraph makes absolutely no sense to anyone who isn't me, so I'll move on now." -Corde

"I want Glory's hair. Look at that. It just stays perfect even when she's getting pounded on by troll sledgehammers. Who is her stylist?" -Natalie

"Uh oh. Creepy dude. Get away, creepy dude. I'll stab you. Really I will. Don't mess with me. I have a stabbing instinct, ask anyone who knows me. I will stab you so deep that I'm going to hit your Toad-like tongue so you can't use it ever again. And then I will push you off that tower, then borrow the sledgehammer and bash your bones till you scream for your mommy.
< ahem >
I've had boss issues lately." -Natalie

"While the light's flashing around Buffy and Dawn, it's thundering over here. That is wicked cool. Nice touch, Joss!" -Natalie

"So where did I start crying? Xander/Anya. Willow/Tara. Spike crying over Buffy. I'm sure this says something really hopeful and romantic about me, that death doesn't faze me, but true love lives on. Or maybe I just need to pop David Kemper in the head." -Natalie

"The demon warrior guys are wearing leather pants. That's very wrong and it forgoes all the rules of leather wearing. Miscellaneous expendable bad guys are not allowed to wear leather pants." -Natalie

"That's why I love Alyson so much, she's so cute, and her eyes says it all. I so want to cuddle her and comfort her tonight, but maybe more for my comfort than hers, heh. :)" -Ellie

"I never thought I'd say this...how amazing where the previous scenes?" -Danielle

"Xander's a GLORYfied brick layer. Ha Ha Ha" -Danielle

"I don't know what to say. I cried so hard I couldn't think, I would have sobbed forever if my sister hadn't started making fun of me. It was too much. I hate Joss. I love Joss. This show is so incredible, I don't care if I get way too into it. I'm so miserable. I need to see the Dance of Honor before I kill myself." -Danielle

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