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"What was the priest guy going to do to "encourage" the mating? And might I mention I wouldn't have needed any encouraging..." -Danielle

Natalie: "James and Randy got to see Anya in her bra. The list is going to be flooded with drool by the time I get there."
James: "Why do you think it took so long for me to reply. I couldn't start my computer with three feet deep puddles of drool around it..."

"I mean let's take a vote among everything in existence: all in favor of killing Dawn and Ben/Glory to save all existence raise soem sort of appendage without being lewd. Any opposed? The count stands at 1234567898765432123456789 to 1. Bet you can't guess who the 1 is?" -James

"Depends on how loud you snore. I know people that literally make the ventalation grates in their house rattle with their snoring, so it's kinda hard to miss even at 30 yards away with walls separating and eevrything." -James

"Now they haveendured 100 episodes, thousands of quips, 3 chaotic Buffy birthdays, and countless Apocalypses...Apocalypsi...the plural of Apocalypse." -Little Willow

"some chick at work used the sentence "I'd do anything to see Adam do the splits again." (long story) she became offended when I not only asked for that in writing, I made a short list of what she could do. " -Adam

"Adam (ah-dai-yem)
noun 1. least likely male to ever date again 2. pervert 3. comedian wannabe. verb to randomly dry-hump a stranger." -Adam

"Adam: Giver of huge gigantic headache.. but in a good sorta way " -Angela

"Now I'm thinking about making a movie called: "How Kris Got Her Brrrrring Back"" -Danielle

"And if I keep going I'm probably going to cry since I've been posting w/some of you all since I was the infamous Svalley (death to Sweet Valley High!!!)" -Shab

"Vocals: Me
Lead Guitar: Bea Arthur
Rhythm Guitar: Estelle Getty
Bass: Betty White
Drums: Rue McLanahan" -Courtney on her dream band

Natalie: "Anyone who would even think of head transplants, go rent Mystery Science Theater's The Brain That Wouldn't Die. Watch the struggle of poor Jan in a Pan and see if it doesn't touch you."
Nick: "Don't you mean The Head That Wouldn't Die?"

"Good God! Dan! You are in my town! Oddly enough, I'm not! But, holy jeezus! It is a small freakin' world!" -Drax

"::blinks:: Dan? On a farm?! Hahahaha, you're kidding me, right? ::makes uncomfortable face:: right? right? oh good Lord, he's not... Dan, stay away from the cows! I repeat, stay away from the cows!" -Lauren

"MAO...Dan, did they take the time to SHOW you the guns? if so, you are so dead. they'll only show ya them under three circumstances:
1. if they catch you in the act
2. if you got her pregnant and it's shotgun wedding time
3. if they plan on killing you anyway. " -Adam

"see, di knows what I'm talking about. as two of the three hanni-hilljacks I know of, we know the values of dads, guys dating their daughters, and .38 shotguns." -Adam

"I've gotten a few requests for that, so it'll come despite my hatred for that theme (which has nothing to do with the show, but rather with a guy who once adapted it to a "a story about a guy named Nick" and he went bad places with rhyming "Nick"). :)" -Nick

Di: "Or, or, or, you could do a baywatch babes theme! Except for only a select few of us look like the baywatch babes...which would not include me. Hand over the cheeto's and pie, please! :)"
Nick: "But I can't use the slow motion running in reminders, so what's the point?"

"Argh...after a three hour rush yesterday, I made the profound decision that, for bombing pearl harbor and causing this movie to be made, the japanese army of 1942 can suck it. and roosevelt too." -Adam

"I'd have a class of tone deaf fourth graders with kazoos and a screeching cat.
Oh wait, that's my official orchestra." -Nick

" Im a fanfic whore." -Laurie

Di: "I loved him, he does need to come back, only, non-snakey."
Laurie: "::dumps bag-o'-blowed-up-demon-snake-parts and a bottle of Elmers glue at her feet:: (dont ask why I had them) Have fun!"

"I already welcomed you back, but it needs to be said in it's own thread: It wasn't the same here without you. Don't leave anymore. And make more references to Buffy and Faith's subtexted love affair (not one in any of your posts yet! What's the problem?)." -Nick

"Should start a pop group named 'N Spleen, -Nick"

Karyn: "So, um, remember that time a million years ago (well, four) where you and John and I were fighting over who got to take Aly home?
I was just wondering... in the case of Willow, who do you think she'd pick now? Bwahahahaha! =P"
Nick: "CVLTM! VL= Very Loudly. Hey, don't forget that I'm a lesbian, too! A male lesbian, but that counts!"

"Look how I'm not dead!" -Karyn

"Unless this is a Zombie Karyn post....
Nick, did you raise Karyn from the dead?" -Laurie

"The door is right next to the road. Up in the hills, there's really no need for fences and such because there's no a lot of room on the property and everything's already very secluded. Besides, I know there's some kind of security patrol up there. They just don't catch people who steal buffalo signs. Or girls who ride a horse up to a celebrity's house and try to give it to her, apparently." -Karyn, after stealing from Alyson Hannigan

"::grins:: You could put up a "Seventeenth Wonder of the Buffy World" thing on your front lawn and have people come worhsip the buffalo sign.... "Alysons shoes have probably walked on this! SHES DRIVEN OVER THIS SIGN WITH HER CAR!"" -Di

"The annual Bugs Bunny marathon is playing on Cartoon Network this weekend! I've based my entire life on the philosophy and teachings of Warner Bros. cartoons. =) ::grabs a huge bowl of Cherrios and a huge glass of NesQuik and begins reciting dialog along with the toons::" -Den

"Oh, the irony. I was a total Buffy/Xander shipper till the beginning of this season when I found out Spike was in love with her. Then I switched. And of course now that I don't like Buffy at ALL anymore, they're going to put her with my favorite guy. Why could they have not done this three seasons ago when I REALLY wanted it? JOSS IS PISSING ME OFF!!!" -Davon

"I got that impression, also. but I think they're gonna hook up ben and buffy, or try to. it'd never work, though. think about it--they go out long enough for buffy to feel comfy enough w/ him to get intimate (say, ten minutes), they're going at it, he becomes glory, complicated issues arise...though I in particular would LOVE the thought of a buffy-glory pairing, it'd never happen. so no B/B, ever." -Adam

"Buffys been there and done that with the Cardboard Men, I sincierely doubt she's going to start another relationship so soon after that. And okay, Adam, was that not the creepiest mental image just brought up? ::grins:: Ben and Glory switching during....oh man, that'd be a jolt for poor Buffy. " -Di

"yules
hurrah for lost sigs"

"Spoiler": "::: Buffy spirals downhill when her mother dies. Look for her to seek comfort in a highly unlikely place."
Adam: "PLEASE let it be Ben. "

"Ah, I remember it well.. for about a year I posted exclusively on the WB Hanniganite board and was never a member and then one fateful Feb 14 Nat hosted a "IhateVday" or somesuch thing, chat and Kimmy invited me in. I thought it was a Hanni only chat so I felt funny, but Kim talked me into it and I had so much fun. Then when people found out I wasn't a Hanni, they all ganged up on me and made me ;) So you know the process, 2 weeks of begging, pleading, sending blood samples to the Haha residence, signing documents that I would name my first child Nick (or Nat), and declaring my undying love for iMac's, I finally got in.
< whew >
;) " -Kris

Nick: "It's a tough process, but it makes people fiercely loyal... or I become owner of their souls!!! MWAHAHAHA!"
Shab: "Er, what about the ones of us who don't have souls?"
Kris: "Yeah, I mean, what do you do about Scott? "
Nick: "I'll get a soul one way or another. In this case, I'll take the shoes of said soulless people shoes."

Nichole: "Kris, you forgot the part about the human sacrifice, hitting on Nick 'til you get threatened with nat's "thumbs of death," the animal sacrifice....or am I the only one that had to do that?"
Nick: "Nicky, please remembered that you volunteered to do that stuff while I just walked away to get my ferrets."

"We're not vampires. I'm just running tests that may or may not be of importance when it comes time for me to rule the world." -Nick on blood donation

"Exactly!!!! She's not mad at Spike for loving her, she's mad at herself because she loves him back!" -Cyn

"::repeats to herself "They're fictional characters. They're fictional characters..."::" -Cyn

"::coughs:: Have you LOOKED at his HAIR!? That can only be Buffy's doing. Oh, I'm getting emotional here. It's too much for me to bear. Michael on La Femme Nikita has ROCK STAR BANGS AND LONG STRINGY HAIR! Oh, pain. Pain of pains." -Red

"LMAO I know, the hair needs a comb. The Comb Of Justice, because apperantly, the crackho hair dresser on the show either doesnt know what to do with Xanders hair or lets 15 tiny kittens lick at it and do the job for him." -Di

"I've been slowly building my collection by buying relatively inexpensive plushes and such off people's webpages, but I never thought to go to Ebay...until last night. Let me tell you, they have EVERYTHING there that I wanted...soooo I may have made a few bids, and maybe I won a few...like three...oops...lol." -Elena

"Scary stuff. I was driving to class, over a bridge on campus, when my car started shaking. I thought I had a flat tire, so I was freaking out like a dorkus. So, I whipped a U turn, and parked in a funny no loading spot and noticed the whole culinary wing of the college was surrounded in people, and I finally put the pieces together in my idiot brain that there was an earthquake. lol. Cripes. I ran home and hugged my mom and cried. lol. Yes, my name is dork." -Red

"I shall call it...mini sig" -Jill

"Yay! It has a name! My friends and I have been placing bets on what the earthquake was going to be called. In Seattle something's not a true event until it has nifty name. My bet was on "Shakedown 2001"." -Courtney

"MotherFluf and all her toes thought that was extremely funny." -Fluf

"jess is the coolest person in the whole universe. she should rule the world. she is the coolest, and i'm not just saying that cause i have a fever of 102." -Tara

"I'm getting this story time feeling.. details, details?" -Kim

"Are you kidding me? To be completely serious, anytime someone said "Kemo Sabi" I thought they were talking about sushi." -Randie

"awww, i love you too, jessico
btw, i mean that in a strictly non sexual way. dan.:P" -Tara

"And they have both continued despite a board move and sluggish responses. Because of this, I now raise a glass filled with chocolate milk and toast these two hideously determined threads. To "Angel" and "Dru"! May they continue past the day I die of a tragic spleen injury!" -Nick

"::is so looking forward to the concert, in just five short weeks:: someone asked me a few days ago if I was irritated that I was missing prom (on the same night). they got mad when I laughed in their face--to the point of falling in the aisle. the teacher wasn't too thrilled either." -Adam

"::grins happliy:: I got cheese (hence the subject of the post). And I'm going to eat it. ::eats cheese:: " -Angela

"Heh, Dan, now, be thankful that you're not a 17 year old who has to live in Blissfield EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE! Heh, nice people and barns is about all we have, aside from the bowling alley" -Drax

Josh: "that's ok nobody's perfect."
Laurie: "well I dont know who this Nobody person is, but look, theyre perfect just like me ::grins and blows raspberry at Josh::"

"You know, I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies. Am I a freak here? Although I did see a commercial once, and I really liked the noises the glow-stick sword thingies made. You know, the sorta "schzooooom" noises. ::nods::" -Lauren

"Diana Prince...she fought for your rights in her satin tights." -Courtney on Wonder Woman

"Should I become a homsexual, I will propose to George Carlin. this man RULES!!!!!!!!!" -Adam

"Numfar! Stop doing the Dance of Resurrection!" -Nick

"As Joss once said, to me, when I stalked him outside a comic book store," -Karyn

Danielle: "*Now I'm imagining Gunn cradled in baby Jesus' arms."
Nick: "If any baby could cradle a guy as tall as Gunn in his arms, it would have to be the son of God. :)"

"There was a lot of harking, I didnt appreciate it. Because I was eatin soup while watching, and let me tell you, soup and watching spit is not attractive for the tummy." -Di

"::licks for Wes and Gunn::" -Di

"Yeoooow! Will all of you women please stop that screaming & wailing! You are hurting my ears! And stop pulling your hair out! Cheeeeez. . . . ." -Roz on David's new girlfriend

"The workplace sucks! Avoid it, people! It's nothing but pain and trauma!" -Natalie

"We're taking over the world!! ::insert maniacal laughter here:::" -Sunny

"But I hate Ben too. Whoever is playing him is a horrible actor. (Sorry) He looks and acts like he should be on a soap opera. Dye his hair black and he could be the next Miguel on "Passions"." -Randie

"if it's a boy, name it Mack Daddy Ho-smacker. if it's a girl, name it Annie. " -Adam, suggesting names for Jennifer's baby

"Congratulations! Name the kid Bob!" -Nick

""::cheesy music:: Its a pimp! Its a jiggalo! NO! Its Super Pimp!"
" ::in tromps Adam with leather pants and a florecent shirt:: Hello, ladies. Anyone need a pimp? Ive got a spot for three more! ::smiles, flashing four gold teeth as his hat with the feather in it billows in the wind::"" -Di

"And let me just say now that Joey Fatone, even though he's got a baby on board, is moving into my closet. Mmmm... Joey. I feel so dirty. " -Red

"Okay, let's try this again.....
::grumbles about working until all hours of the night and trying to sound intelligent at 3:00 am.::" -Den

"Jesus! It's like my brain has turned completely to oatmeal! What I meant to say is that there are going to be eight of them and the first one is going to be released in June. (June 6 to be exact.)
I'm going to bed, dammit!
::stomps off to bed::
::stubs his toe on the door and does the dance of white hot pain while cursing loudly and violently::" -Den's next post

"I hope you know that I almost woke up everyone laughing at you. :) Oh, wait. *WITH* you. Because you were laughing. Yesssss...." -Red

"::looks up from the BSB TV Guide that shes looking at, raises a brow, looks back down::
::looks up again....eyes swerve to make sure no ones looking...licks the page in front of her:: Ohh Brian...you are my king..." -Di

"Faith! *sob* When are they bringing her back? I miss her.
::sigh::
Someone needs a get out of jail free card." -Ali

"Only you, Kris. and maybe me too. lol." -Kenz

"We all laughed for about 15 minutes, until we could no longer laugh without physical pain." -Dan

"Okay, so I'm clicking through HotorNot? before going to work, because it's pretty mindless and it's a good way to kill time, when I realize that I've unconciously developed an entire grading system. Nothing specific, just things you get marked down for (blurry picture, holding a cigarette, posing with a pet/baby, lips/nose/cheeks pierced, sticking your tongue out, bad orthodontia, a second head, etc.) and things you get marked up for (showing lots of skin, heh...)" -Den

Karyn: "Gie me my own show."
Nick: "I'd like to, but how exactly does one "gie"?"
Karyn: "Yeah, yeah. =P I saw that as I hit the "send" button and I KNEW Nick would have a comment."

"the movie was the kick. go see it.
baz luhrmann has to be on green apple shocktarts." -Kim

"I'm like a goldfish. My memory is bad." -Red

"hmmm.....i was wonder woman one year for halloween...(when i had black hair) i made the costume (yes im not only a hippy drooler chick--i can sew too) anyway i painted the stars...luckily i no longer have a scanner so no one will see the pics...." -Sandy

Den: "There are 3 o's in Bob-alob-a-ding-dong, but there are 4 o's in Boogaloo."
Red: "Den can count. I'm so proud! ::wipes a tear::"
Den: "And spell, too! All those years of Sesame Street really paid off."

"Angela
(*contemplater of all things... wondering if contemplater is a word and is too lazy to check dictionary*)"

"Now I'm laughing out loud and I'm pretty sure my mom is staring at me" -Danielle

"she was the best mom she could have been, considering what she had to deal with. Goodbye Joyce." -Aria

"Well yeah, but it just looks-gah. Anything that sounds that pretty should look pretty too. Everything about Ewan is damn pretty....except the back of his tongue..and oh gods my mind just went scuba diving in the gutter...Ill be back later...." -Laurie

"::pshaws::
::has a Xander shrine in a corner of her room::
::had a pic of Xander airblown onto a shirt::
::and on a pair of underwear, that now is part of the Xander shrine::
Im pathetic." -Di

"Damn the censors. They didn't show the part there I dove through the TV monitor into Faith's prison cell and... oh, yeah, now I know why they cut it out. It was for time... yeah, time." -Karyn

"::spews Hi-C all over the monitor::
That was not okay. " -Red

"What about the one where Buffy and Faith go to the Xena convention, only to find Joss there listening to the lecture on "How to Apply Subtext to Your Current Storylines"..." -Karyn

"Wait, damn, I'm getting fan fic mixed with reality, again." -Karyn

"well, you know that monica song "i don't get down on the first night"? if i heard it, i ignored it completely :-) whereas some people believe in waiting until marriage, I believe in waiting until the opening credits of the movie. or until the second frame, depending on where you're going." -Adam

"Laurie, you now officially...in that official manner, Rock!....... and rule a lil bit" -Angela

Danielle: "Glory, you're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?" Ummmm, no."
Nick: "Especially since she was a hell god."

"< rant on >
Bunnies suck. "Watership Down". Never read that book. Ive had to read it, and I hated it. Soley on the principle that its about a bunch of rabbits. Im racist against rabbits. I hate them.
< rant off >" -Di

"Hap rawks my world. Whether its awesome stories, great nudie pics, or just awesome dirty jokes, Hap never fails to make my day. Heh." -Dan

"Kotter, Angie! Apply for Hanniganite membership!" -Nick

"This is *all* Kim's fault..... I got a partial schedule for my summer season and the FIRST concert that I'm doing at "Verizon Wireless Amphitheater" (used to be called Irvine Meadows before corporate sponsors) is 98 Degrees! I *know* Kim had something to do with this!! 15,000+ screaming girls...not sure if I should choke Kim or thank her.... ;-)" -Hap

"On the other hand, there's Jabba in A New Hope (after seeing an obese Jabba in the Phantom Menace, it seems like he was on the Jenny Craig plan up until ANH:SE. And then he probably ate Jenny Craig to get back up to his Jedi weight), Greedo shooting at Han in the cantina (it was better when it was preventive shooting on Han's part, not retaliatory), Luke's girly scream (out-wusses even Mulder's girly scream), and the fact that Tatooine was now a busy trade planet (that's right, Obi-Wan. Hide Luke on a planet that people are always frequenting). That stuff was unnecessary and not even that cool. Especially the pale, SlimFast version of Jabba.
In conclusion, Special Editions suck! :)" -Nick talking Star Wars

"There's only one lesbian in this house and it's me. :)" -Nick

"Welcome to the Hanniganites, where the President is a male lesbian and the Vice President is a lesbian playing a man." -Nick

"::grins as evily as she can, which isnt damn much:: Want to work together on helping Fiance Woman kick the bucket? You get the marbels and toe nail clippers, I'll grab Adams monkeys! ::snags them:: I hope he doesnt mind, its for a good cause!" -Di plotting for Nicholas Brendon

Jules: "Wow, Hap, you're that old?"
Hap: "And this ladies and gentlemen is how NOT to win points... "

"As someone who is approaching the big 30 in August i have to say that Hap is not old, he just the has the same brainwaves as a dirty old man, :)" -Lori

"Yes, dear. You're ruined me for all things named Jennifer. I'll never be the same, again. =)" -Den

"Joss doesn't seem to understand the importance of the Cheeseman. He's more than just an insane man, running around with cheese. He represents their security blanket (notice he only showed up when they felt most vulnerable), he represents that all knowing presence in their lives, that doesn't seem to make sense, but in a weird way does. He represents us. Yes, he represents that part of us that feels a need to wear cheese on our head." -Cyn

"Cyn. That was moving. ::wipes a tear away with her non plastic hand::" -Red

"Im a chic, and not even I would scream. ::shakes head:: Its disgusting. He did have a choice, though. Take it like a man, or take it like a sissy.
....it saddens me that he screamed like a girl.
And okay, while he's screaming, his large teeth make him look like a rabbid rabbit. " -Di on Luke Skywalker's wussy scream

"This is what I've been saying from the beginning. Except with different words that meant something else." -Karyn

"Hey, let's not get ludicrous here. Numfar is Joss. Joss is Numfar. Numfar dances. Nothing is more important than that." -Nick

"Characters??? what are you trying to say, they're not real? Next you're going to tell me that Nicholas Brendan isn't Xander" -Angela

"::locks onto Di's legs:: Stayyyyy. Foolish fool." -Red

"::puts on his Bugs Bunny voice and starts shaking Di's hand and patting her on the back::
Well g'bye. So long! Don't forget to write! Bon Voy-ageee! Here's lookin' at ya! Don't take any wooden Nickels!
::lets go of Di's hand and gets on the plane, leaving Di looking dumbfounded at the airport::" -Den

"Oh, of course Nick Brendan is Xander. It's just a happy coincidence for Joss that he found somebody who is friends with a vampire slayer, dated the most popular girl at school, once was possessed and thought he was in the army, and is now engaged to an ex-demon. That's like, a one in 6 billion type of thing isn't it?" -Cyn

"Y'know, it's fun to pick on newbies and their horrible typing (and to pick on Nat's also, that's just great) but this is sad. some people actually type this badly. for that reason, I have decided to start the Committee to Liberate and Instill Typing Reasonings Onto Real Idiot Screennames.
I just KNOW I'll get TOS'd for that." -Adam

"You try doing comedy at 3:00 am. It's not pretty." -Den

"::sniffles:: You know what I miss most about Hap? The way I used to count the reasons why he worried me.. ::blows nose:: Hap.. hurry up and get back here" -Angela

"Perverted ways? I think I'm going to like it here. " -Ali
"Ali! You have to be THEATRIC about it!
"::whisks in with a billowing pink cape and bright green tights, tosses hair back, fists hands on hips:: Hello! For I am ALI! May all lesser me's bow before my greatness!" ::grins:: Or you could entrance like you did. You rock :) ::hugs::" -Di

"::is reminded of a very rude joke involving cheetos and orange body parts and falls over laughing::" -Den

"::giggles:: Im not a superhero! Im Cheeto Lady! Which kinda constitutes as a superhero... ::pouts over at Lauren, who STILL has her crispy orange goodness!::" -Di

"And you know that the men in the white jackets are your frends, right?" -Ali

"Unless they're, like, painters, in which case you don't have to let them examine you nude...unless you want to." -Den

"Oh! Unless they're bouncing a lot and follow a bunch of grinning scary looking gentlemen demons who steal people's voices....then you should just run. " -Ali

"::wondering if Ali and Di should be locked up together:: Just a thought...." -Angela

"Peter Forsberg lost his spleen. Poor guy." -Nick

"The spleen is inside of the body (unless you are Peter Forsberg) and, in the long run, helps me take over the world. But perhaps I've said too much." -Nick

"You all thought you could hide from me. Well, when one is the VP for a group bowing down to the one who uses Darkest Magick, they find you." -Karyn

"I was going to post something about how adorable Alyson looked presenting with the other girls from American Pie 2, but then Shannon Elizabeth flashed by and all I can say is that it's MTV, not Cinemax; you should probably wear a shirt" -Nick

"Nobody could ever blame me for thinking Aly is adorable, and if they tried to they'd end up looking into the business end of a rabid ferret with the nasty sharp pointy teeth." -Nick

"Something like this deserves its own cult though. As long as I dont have to drink funny koolaid or wear purple and keep quarters in my pockets Im all for it." -Laurie

"SCPandich
(being Mr. Helpful while wondering why Christina Aguilera stuck her finger in an electrical socket and why Shannon Elizabeth couldn't have been on longer)"

"And now I know where my screen door went. Damn Shannon." -Red, after the MTV Movie Awards

"But I forgive Joss, just like I did when he killed Jenny, cos what else can you do? Stop watching? Cos that's gonna happen." -Beth

"Numfar, do the dance of death-to-TOS!" -Adam

"I'm extremely scary. Boo. See? :)" -Nick

"Actually, Jazzy, I did my hair like that for one of my concerts in Italy and, well, when I took it out my hair looked like one of the hookers that we saw on the road from Pisa. Throw in my leopard print pajamas with the fuzzy trim that I just happened to wear that nite, and I really *did* look like a hooker." -Lauren

"The only time I'm not sarcastic is when I'm mocking myself." -Randie

"Uhm....was that a Deen I just saw? ::rubs eyes::" -Jen

"Numfar, do the dance of hello." -Deen

"Your buttmonkey's the best part about you! You're famous for your buttmonkey." -Randie

(on stealing the Buffy DVD's)
Jess: "you should steal them all, Kris!! mwahaha"
Kris: "heheh ya, and only go to jail for a few 10 or so years.. lol"
Randie: "Maybe they'll let you watch 'em in your cell. I think it could be an experience."
Kris: "Oh, is that what they're calling it now?"
Randie: "That's what they call EVERYTHING in jail. Your new bunkmate, Martha, who finds watching Buffy with you oddly arousing- she'll be called an experience too."

"I hear children fry up real well....almost as good as cats....just a suggestion....." -Den

"lol! Well they have decided Im an evil witch bc I have purple hair and wear blue eyeshadow and im single. Cause yanno thats the precursor for being a witch... I told them if they werent nice to me Id turn them into toads. Its amazing how much kids can widen their eyes when they're scared...
So maybe Ill just have them play Hansel and Gretel with me.... ::goes to work on making gingerbread::" -Laurie

"Spleens and Spam really go together well.
this is sooooooooooooooo funny I almost split my spleen laughing." -Willowlove

"I don't know if I should listen to the test or the voices in my head............." -Hap

"::snickers:: Meee neither. I hated High School. Badly. Not to discourage you or anything, Stephanie. All I know is that if Id had another year to get through like this last one...whee. You'd be emailing "Patient789232@insnasyl.med", instead of "LadyFlowDi" ::nods::" -Di

Den: "You know, my Cyn, I don't mind the underwear stealing, but the bastards have been helping themselves to my Cheez-its! I mean, underwear comes and goes, but when you open a box of Cheez-its, you're allowing your emotions to be played with in a way that no other snack cracker even begins to approach. And then to awaken the following morning, only to discover that your beloved Cheez-its have been violated by a gang of godless monkeys....well, let's just say the psychological scars run deep. And damn it, I know Bob is behind all of this!"
Jen: "::shakes head at post:: Remind me to stock up on Cheez-its in our apartment, baby. :)"
Den: "The more we buy, the easier it will be for the damn monkeys to find them. We'll have to buy a gun safe, throw all the guns away, and lock the Cheez-its in there. Damn Evil monkeys!"
Jen: "Uh.........yeah, sure. ::backs away slowly::"

""If you even try to do the Dance of Joy on the plane..."
"Don't be stupid! I would never do that! That would make me look like an idiot!"
::sigh of relief::
"It would be the Dance of England."
::anguished scream::" -Corde

"Now Di sweety I already explained this to everybody... you were in Spain but still. Nick (Brendon) is mine. Everyone else gets Xanderbots or toenail clippings." -Angela

"Yes, I am a whore. But apparently I'm a very good whore. :)" -Nick

"The Dance of Joy is what television was made for. 50 years of television history took place for the sole purpose of giving the Dance of Joy to us. 90 years ago when the television was demonstrated at the World's Fair, they knew their descendants would be reveling in the Dance of Joy. And perhaps I've taken this far enough." -Nick

"Favorite character:
Xander's still the best, though I don't like the way Anya's emasculating him. And Cordy for Angel. I'm still thanking the TV gods for the bikini scene.... " -Alex

"Manly Xander. He's wonderful, I dont care if he dressed in pink." -Di

"Name you wish you were never called: babe. i hate being called "babe". i have never been babe; i never will be Babe. babe was the pig. babe was last saturday's breakfast." -Jazzy

"Karyn spells things the British way. She also says words like "kip" and "nosh."" -Nick

"Do you own a calculator? What is it's name (make one up!)? ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊYup, and his name is "Friggin Calculator Liar" because my calculator lies all the time. I can't be THAT stupid when it comes to math." -Randie

"Eh! I hate when people say that! God, it pisses me off so much. When we were having our heat wave, I was at work, sitting in the sun with twenty loud four year-olds and I finally snapped when someone said, "Is it hot enough for you?" I threw a rock at his head, and the kids all cried. I felt sorta bad." -Randie

"Dan, did you know that generic sprite drinks do not feel good when inhaled? Well, now you do. From me. Thanks. :)" -Red

"Do you like the snow? Only when Im not shoveling it or having it dumped down my damn shirt. my nips are sensitive man." -Laurie

Nick: "Sorry about the blank message I just sent. Sometimes when you accidentally click something, what you click actually does something."
Corde: "Don't you hate when that happens? I accidentally sold my spleen on eBay because of some accidental clicks..."
Nick: "That was an accident? Well, I guess you'll want your spleen back, then. Not that I buy spleens of eBay or anything... I would *never* do something like that..."

"It's kind of hard to avoid bad movies these days... I mean, everything that comes out looks good until you get to the theater and then you realize that whatever drug you've been on for the last few weeks that made you think you were seeing a good movie has worn off and you just wasted 8 bucks on something that the good actors of yesteryear like Gene Kelly and Fred Astair would have sneezed at. But I digress." -Corde

"And can anyone tell me why my email is now in a font that looks as though a robot weasel got a spleen infection and made up a font to describe how painful it was?" -Corde

"I WANT A HAMSTER!
::realizes she was just callous and strange, quiets::" -Di

Kris: "Aww man, I'm a newbie again. I don't like that. heh."
Natalie: "Newbies usually aren't newbies for long. =)"
James: "Yeah, we tend to break 'em in reeeaaaalll quick. If they don't run away screaming first, that is."

"Natalie broke Yahoo! Natalie Broke Yahoo! Natalie broke Yahoo! Natalie broke the Hubble! Laddle broke the Natalie!" -James

James: "Natalie broke Yahoo! Natalie Broke Yahoo! Natalie broke Yahoo! Natalie broke the Hubble! Laddle broke the Natalie!"
Natalie: "Ladle ladle ladle ladle ladle ladle ladle ladle..."
James: "Hubble hubble hubble hubble hubble hubble..."
Al: "Bobtail bobtail bobtail bobtail bobtail bobtail bobtail
And for old times sake..
Trout trout trout trout trout trout trout trout trout "

"Spleen on me. When you're not strrrooonng...." -Little Willow

"My old roommate worked at the Utah Shakespeare Festival over the summer. Who should be playing Feste in "Twelfth Night," but Harry "The Mayor" Groener. It is a small world even for big snake demons." -Steve

"well since you seem to be a year behind us then Id say you'll get 6 in fall 2002. but what the hell do I know, im not an exec. Trust me if I was we'd have like an all buffy channel somehow. and the people at the WB and those morons at Fox shutting down sites would have "accidents". Like drowning in a vat of cheese. ::nods::" -Laurie

"Glad to hear you've found the right one Karyn. Does that mean she doesn't mind that you have Faith tied up in the basement along with all the others?" -Aly

"::cant help grinning:; I think my computer IS an STD. The coniving, heartless, prideless hypocritcal beast. ::beats it into submission with her typo stick::" -Di

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