Hick Talk, Starring sarah

Subject: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Thu, 09 April 1998 09:25 PM EDT
From: PrincssNat

Okay, I've been thinking about this. Sunnydale is a one-Starbucks town, right? And yet they have a high school, a cemetery (maybe two, since we've seen two different mausoleums), a pier, numerous warehouses, a hospital, the Bronze, 43 churches, a bus station, a college campus, a funeral parlor... You can say that they need things like a cemetery and funeral parlor because of the high death rate. But don't they have things in neighboring towns? I mean, in this little suburb I live in, we have 4 elementary schools, a junior high, no high school, maybe 4 churches and a bunch of parks. We're not even a one-Starbucks town. The high school, the hospital, malls, everything, they're all in neighboring suburbs. So I don't get how a supposedly tiny little town like Sunnydale is supposed to be boring when they have more stuff than I could have walked to in Chicago!!!!! Okay, I'm done.

(BTW, little tant and rave for me: We're singing Seasons of Love from Rent for graduation. This damn song is gonna be in my head until July.)

"I'm involved now. If you jump, I'm gonna have to jump in after you."
**NATALIE**
-Hanniganite, WTIXC, ALA, OTA, etc. etc.
-Keeper of the right front hubcap of Oz's van
-Guardian Angel of Sunshine and her sparky little soul
-"I'm the good girl, Ashli's the bad girl, and Lindsey is the confused, loveable, obsessive one."
-Musketeer
-Sheep No More!
-Missing Linds
-Abate in '98 (and some time after that)
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Thu, 09 April 1998 10:18 PM EDT
From: MikeLa23

When you're right, you're right. And Nat's right on this one. Besides the way the good citizens of Sunnydale get killed left and right every week, if the town was that small the population would have been cut in half just since the show started.

Mike
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Sat, 11 April 1998 05:33 AM EDT
From: Sarahinaz

i used to live in a town with a population of 150 (and that is being generous) and it had six churches. so thats 25 per church, which is not accurate due to people who attend... maybe i used to live on the hellmouth, it would explain alot. i don't remember any vampires, but maybe i have the hellmouth repression syndrome that seems so common in sunnydale. there were a lot of hicks, and i think maybe i'd prefer vamps to hicks. at least with vamps your safe in the day time, and they can't invite themselves in. oh how i wish all you had to do to get a hick out of your face was flash a cross or splash some holy water. those of you out there who haven't experienced the hick phenomena for yourselves might think i'm being a bit melodramatic, but i say to you, until you've lived in a place where dating/marriage is kept in the family don't judge me.

love from,
sarah
founder of OTA
and
born again hanniganite

there's nothing you can do that can't be done.
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Sun, 12 April 1998 07:29 PM EDT
From: PrincssNat

Sarah, you know, I've actually noticed that all good monster movies (including vampire flicks) take place in small towns. There's always the hero or heroine trying to get out of the town, but then all these monsters come and ruin those plans. So maybe you did live on a Hellmouth and never knew it.

"The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage and didn't feed it and now it's all dead. Like the last one."
Natalie
-Hanniganite, WTIXC, ALA, OTA, etc. etc.
-Keeper of the right front hubcap of Oz's van
-Guardian Angel of Sunshine and her sparky little soul
-"I'm the good girl, Ashli's the bad girl, and Lindsey is the confused, loveable, obsessive one."
-Musketeer
-Sheep No More!
-Missing Linds =(
-Abate in '98 (and some time after that)
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Mon, 13 April 1998 01:30 AM EDT
From: Kerrid9123

But she got out of the town, without(as far as we know)having to defeat any monsters.

Kerrid
Vocabulary word of the day:
Lustration: ritual purification by ceremonial washing or sacrifice.
Proud member of OA
Ash Admirer
Proud owner of Ferdinand the Wonder Frobbit
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Mon, 13 April 1998 05:44 AM EDT
From: Sarahinaz

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well there is alot you all don't know about me. i once defeated a giant eel. ok, it brushed up against my foot while swimming, but i got out of the water REALLY fast. and later that week a fisherman caught it and was going to let it go, but i stopped him. the thing had been terrorizing the little kids in the shallow swim area, not to mention me in the deep area. the thing was four and a half feet long. (thats bigger than the average midget) and supposedly had bitten another fisherman's finger off.. but that may have been just a rumor.

love from,

sarah

founder of OTA

proud mother of Glenna the invisible child

born again hanniganite

keeper of ted's secret ingredient

there's nothing you can do that can't be done.
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Mon, 13 April 1998 04:15 PM EDT
From: LeiGrlHawi

Sarah, I just love your stories!!!!!!!!They're even better than mine!

"I don't know what to say."
"Say thank you, Gilbert!Say thank you!"
Erin
"Get in the pool!It's fun!There's water too!"
Proud Hanniganite!
Charter member of APCL
WTIXC
I like Norm better. =)
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Mon, 13 April 1998 08:30 PM EDT
From: Xanfan

Sarah, you are killing me lately with your stories!!! I live in HICKSVILLE, USA, so I agree with the hick stories. You should see the Wal-Mart parking lot on a Friday night!! Yeesh!!!

Jessica
The Hanniganite Family & WTIXC

Xander: "The nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah approach to battle."

"Hey, how come Buffy doesn't get a snotty 'once again you boil it down to the simplest form' thing?" Giles: "..."

Xander: "Watcher's pet."
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Tue, 14 April 1998 12:21 AM EDT
From: SCPandich

Sarah, you have one of the most interesting lives I've ever heard.

SCPandich
(currently possessed of a greenish hue)
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Subject: Re: ~OTA (actually on-topic for once)~
Date: Tue, 14 April 1998 01:41 AM EDT
From: Sarahinaz

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really? do think maybe you need to meet more people? or do you just know dull people? hmm.. i don't think i'm that interesting, i figure if i were interesting i wouldn't be bored so much of the time, because i would be interesting to myself or something... i'm thinking too hard, i'm getting a brain cramp.

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ahh, friday night on my own personal hellmouth all the hicks went to this dirt track raceway

"CanAm Speedway, the hottest dirt track this side of hell" hicks came from miles around to watch, so the town's hick population would triple. it was a scary thing. the really scary thing about hick is how hot they think they are, and how they think that every girl wants nothing more than to sit in the back of thier pick up trucks and watch them spit tabacco slime every few seconds, and talk about tractors and deer hunting. sorry for the rant. by the way a town with a walmart? you are living in the city, all we had was a gas station/groc. store, it almost passed for a resturaunt too, (it had little tables stuck off in a corner where you could eat week old meatballs.) ok i'm stopping.

love from,

sarah

founder and president of OTA

proud mother of Glenna the invisible child

born again hanniganite

keeper of ted's secret ingredient

there's nothing you can do that can't be done.


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