Get Down and Get Funky

Subject: Musical Interlude 'n stuff
Date: Thu, 06 May 1999 10:48 PM EDT
From: WBSellOut

Okay, I've been on medication and suffering from insomnia (as always) and I wrote a couple of songs.

Here they are:

THE XANDER SONG

Oh to be sarcastic
and remotely spastic
and to wear groovy shirts
and run through cemetery dirt

Oh, to have Cordy as your ex
and to engage in things, perplexed
to have a name that starts with "X"
you can only be one guy

Xander Harris
He's embarrassed
But don't you fret
He's a Slayerette

And to run from danger
of which he's no stranger
and for an ego boost
you could always get seduced

Oh, to have seen the mouth of hell
we know you went to Faith's hotel
to have the middle name Lavelle
you can only be one guy

Xander Harris
Cor's embarrassed
But don't you fret,
He's a Slayerette

He may be goofy
His hair's not poofy
He might say "neato"
but he looks good in a Speedo

because he's
Xander Harris
Oh yeah


THE BALLAD OF FAITH

She came to Sunnydale
little did she know she'd be raising hell
And she tried her best
but as she can attest
no one seemed to care
about her slayer savoire fair

Oh Faith, she's just misunderstood
that hardcore slayer from some Southie hood
Showed Buffy how to take a fashion chance
in Japanese print shirts and vinyl pants

Subject to the ultimate bummer
always compared to Buffy Summers
then came the day she snapped
after that accidental attack
the day she killed that guy from Ellen
Faith became a runaway felon

Oh Faith, she's just misunderstood
that hardcore slayer from some Southie hood
Showed Buffy how to take a fashion chance
in Japanese print shirts and vinyl pants

Now they call her the rogue slayer
and she's teamed up with the Mayor
Can she be redeemed
by the end of season three

Oh Faith, she's just misunderstood
that hardcore slayer from some Southie hood
And those of you that said she was lame
Those who flinch at the sound of her name
will know that things won't ever be the same
when Faith is gone from that slaying game

Oh Faith, she's just misunderstood
that hardcore slayer from some Southie hood
And when she's gone,
you'll know you were wrong
when you said,
She's better off dead.


And now I'm going to go... away.
Slay the force be with you,

Karyn - AHF VP

Almighty Jester One

CSFWS Co-Founder

Keeper - Joyce's flowery "mom" robe - Faith's motel room and apartment keys. HA!

Keep the Faith in '99

Hannigawhat?


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