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Subject: The Usual Holiday Season
Date: Fri, Dec 8, 2000 4:31 PM
From: N HaHa
I have a month off of school and I figure what better way to spend it than doing stuff online and attaching "The Usual" to the title? Anyway, in honor of this holiday season, The Usual is returning! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will soon. Be on the lookout for episode reviews, The Usual Christmas Carols, The Usual Awards (no voting this year - just my opinions to make sure I actually get it
done), The Usual Christmas Chat on December 22, and a brand new December holiday in honor of Alyson Hannigan and the Hanniganites.
Every Friday I'll have at least one thing going in this The Usual extravaganza. So to kick things off, here's the first of this year's The Usual Christmas Carols.
Willow (to the tune of "Noel")
The first Willow was a big tree
Inhabited by birds, squirrels, and a monkey
Some folk say that it wept all of the time
But then it fell over and crushed a poor mime
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
And then Willow was a movie
Starring a Batman and an Ewok who lived in a tree
They lived in a forest with some large trees
Some people who saw it were really quite pleased
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
And then a girl named Alyson
Was in the movie "My Stepmother Is An Alien"
It really quite stunk, but introduced to the land
The future Willow and her boyfriend from a band
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
When "Buffy" first aired, there was an uproar
For this new Willow whom the public adored
She was geeky yet cool; The fans loved her so
Both Alyson Hannigan and Willow
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
Then entered in those big fans three,
Aly Fever spread and there was a Family,
They invaded AOL and the Internet
And became the weirdest group that you've ever met
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
Then let us all with one voice
Sing praises to the Willow of our choice,
We love our Jewish female Santa
All over the world from Frog City to Atlanta
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
Willow, Willow, We a-dore her so,
She's awfully cute or didn't you know.
Have a day,
-Nick
"Devoted to the Adorable"
"It's a quantum physics love song?"
"Yes. That's precisely what it is. It's my love song, and it's a quantum physics love song. Of sorts."
Lord of Misrule
President and Membership Director of the Almighty Hanniganite Family
317 Members
Want to join? E-mail me!
The Usual
"My spleen is twice the size of a normal human spleen. This isn't such a big deal now, but when I die there's going to be a bidding war."
-Dave Foley
Creator of Tiny Yellow Type, and co-founder of Dru and Angel
UIC Architecture Student: Need a house? Don't ask me, I'm not licensed.
I Believe
Cub Fan
Wolverspleen
ASHfSAiaDS2002!
IAAH,IGM
"Buffy is a show by losers, for losers. Be PROUD. Losers rule."
-Joss Whedon
"To Nick- Have a day."
-Joss Whedon